Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"
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Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?
That should be a dog fucking a football.
Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
Trying to rewrite everything in the universe
It's a shame that the Rust rewrite of the GNU coreutils was named uutils and not uwutils.
I am not in this chart because my favourite programming languages are too nerdy for the cool programming nerds to include in their nerd chart.
Therefore I can conclude I am not a nerd
I don't think that's how it works.
Super nerd
Turbo Nerd
Same here.
VHDL represent. Although it's arguably not a "programming language"
you get out of here with your hardware descriptions!
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Cobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.
Something wrong with:
#include <Arduino.h>
void loop() {
digitalWrite(13, HIGH);
delay(1000);
digitalWrite(13, LOW);
delay(1000);
}
? 😂🤮
Obviously the only correct way to blink an LED is to use a hardware timer to trigger a DMA transfer which stores a bit in the pin toggle register at a set interval
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I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say... well played >:(
TIL fortran has a logo
Lisp gang rise up! uses inhaler
As a haskell nerd, I feel that I have the moral authority to declare you king of the nerds.
"Ha! You think your language has macros? You call that a macro?! This list processing code is a list of tokens, why wouldn't it be able to edit itself?"
It breaks my brain.
When they said, "Don't write self modifying code", they obviously didn't mean me! /s
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Where would COBOL fall?
"You're in a Nursing Home"
"and nerd"
R
We can reject the null hypothesis that you are not a nerd at significance $\alpha < 0.001$.
oh wait, shit let me run that again, my data frame is full of NA somehow, again.
Aww I guess i'm fine since i mainly write in BBC BASIC SDL lol
Have you come to 2025 in a time machine? Can I borrow it?
Sorry I'm using it at the moment doing research for a Roman trading game I'm writing in BASIC.
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how dare you Im not an engineer
What language is that engineer and a nerd one?
Matlab.
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Where holyC
You are a christian nerd
what about BASIC
What is the bottom right language?
Perl. It was the cool thing from 1998 to 2008.
Still the linux sysadmin's language of choice!
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What is HTML doing here? Blasphemy!
If you're programming in assembly, regardless of what it is, you are the biggest nerd of them all. And I have massive fucking respect for you.
This chart knows me.
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