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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Back when I needed a job I showed up on a construction site, asked politely, and they put me right straight into operating a crane. Just get out there, pound the pavement, shake some hands. You'll be hired in no time.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

pound the pavement

Gonna be hard around here. They recently fixed all the cracks.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Did... did you have a crane operation license?

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

No! See, that's the problem these days - too much regulation!

/s

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

"pound the pavement" gets a whole new meaning then

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[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just give them a firm handshake and look them in the eye. I'd like my parents to sit in on some of the developer interviews I've had.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 48 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Total sidebar but I love telling this story every chance I get.

Interviewed a candidate, he absolutely nailed the interview.

The only thing that was “off” was he ate a full fucking breakfast on camera during it.

Eggs, bacon, toast, potatoes, tea/coffee, he buttered the toast …. I mean he just went to town on this amazing breakfast. Didn’t skip a beat answering us and shoveling food in his mouth.

Then turned our offer down.

Absolute unicorn. I’ll always wonder what I missed out on.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

Damn what a legend. Total alpha move

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Apply to jobs in person. Attach your resume to a brick, and throw the employer's front window.

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

OK, I got some paperwork about my application and it has an appointment already set. Seems like a serious opportunity.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I always wondered if faxing them 3,000 times a day would make them hire you, or just get you arrested.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear.

Threw a brick through each window at the local strip mall.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

You just spell 'sandwitch' anyway you want baby, and the good lord will provide.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 37 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My parents work ethics are very early 1900's. Be positive, be consructive, be thankful, never say anything negative, always do 110%, be humble in every situation, no mater what happens.

I get a small satisfaction, when I tell my father that I refused a promotion, because the position was a bullshit and a trashcan of unpleasantness, or that I resigned because the workplace atmosphere was not healthy. His face is always worth it.

[–] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If u don't mind me asking how old are you ?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Karl@programming.dev 1 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't mean to be rude, but how is that possible if your parents were born in the 1900s? shouldn't you be like a 100 years old now ?

[–] kjo@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago

Some people call before 2000 as 1900s.

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[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Classics aka why are you complaining:

  • "Back in my day the job market was also tough“
  • "When I was applying for a job I had to send out 120 handwritten applications“
  • "When I made one mistake on the typewriter I had to rewrite the entire cover letter“

They also almost had a heart attack when I took a couple months after college to interview because they didn’t understand that there’s like 5-7 interview rounds on average.

And when I told them I have an offer they were like "wow accept immediately otherwise they’ll rescind it“. And when I told them that I’ll just use that offer as leverage for other potential offers they thought I‘m delusional and acting entitled lol

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

When I made one mistake on the typewriter I had to rewrite the entire cover letter

Bro just backspace. What kind of typewriter is this?

[–] thallamabond@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like most typewriters before 1973

Typewriters before this time did possess a backspace key, but it simply moved the carriage back one character space so the typist could use whiteout to remove a mistake. When struck, the correction key of IBM Selectric II would use internal correction tape to remove the mistake and replace it with a letter key manually chosen by the user

Read more at the ANSI Blog: Invention of the Backspace Key https://blog.ansi.org/?p=7178

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

but it simply moved the carriage back one character space so the typist could use whiteout to remove a mistake

So use whiteout!

[–] thallamabond@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

This works fine for informal things, like a correspondence with a friend, inter office communication, or perhaps a rambling Zine. However, for something formal like a resume, this would be bad etiquette.

Just a side note, If your mistake was found after removing your paper from the typewriter, good luck getting the paper re-aligned on any typewriter without decent detents built into the platen.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

Idk man I’ve never even seen a typewriter in my life they could tell me anything lol

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

Eh, we are currently doing our hiring rounds for a few seasonal positions and have offered the job to a few people who have responded with they need some time to think or are waiting on a few other potential offers.

That's all fine and dandy but we tell them they need to respond with a yes or a no by the end of the week because we need to hire someone and if they no we will need to waste another week waiting for our second choice to shop around and eventually have no time left, they get a day to respond or we ask the next one.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

''You have to call them back!'' Who am I calling Deb? The algorithm that processed my 60min quiz that needed to know about any dreams I've had about my teeth falling out, and how many featured George W Bush in my childhood garage? It doesn't even know how to answer a phone!!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is the second day recently that I missed, so there'll be two tomorrow and two the day after to make up for it. I'm just really distractible; sorry.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Just don't let it happen again

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

You're good, love the content

[–] protist@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Something like 15 years ago, I was in grad school and my elder boomer father in law told me "when it's time to find a job you can shave your beard." Only this wasn't a beard, it was just me not having shaved for a week. Is that what he would prioritize if he were hiring someone?! I've met few people in my life who are less in touch than that man

[–] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 8 points 4 weeks ago

20 odd years ago, getting tired of job interviews and the one time I looked scruffy and unshaven was when they hired me

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That entirely depends on the job and conditions of the beard. In a customer facing position a wildman styled beard might not be appropriate and in my time in kitchens I would refuse to hire anyone whose facial hair wasn't clean and maintained (beard nets are never optional in food prep).

[–] protist@mander.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Like I said, a week of stubble lol

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Does it take a week for you to have stubble? For me it takes 3 days for mine to be noticeable. I didnt shave daily until my early 30s.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (6 children)

No, but a week's growth being "noticeable" is far from a "wildman styled beard" lmao.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My grandfather always told me to knock on the backdoors (!) of random businesses and ask if they need a "computer repair guy" or a "CNC programmer" (I learned to be a software developer).

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

consensual non consent programmer

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[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

My parents thought having a degree alone will land you a job. By the time I graduated, the paradigm had shifted and interviewers are asking if I had any previous work experience to prove that I have good work ethic. Problem is, growing up, my parents never allowed me to work so I never had anything to show for. Even after graduation, they advised me against getting any jobs "underneath" me. It took awhile before I went against my parents advise and finally getting a job related to my degree. The trails of bad advise did not even stop at job-seeking but that will be another long story.

In any case, I realised that my parents are a bunch of insecure nouveau riche (they grew up poor and I can sense they have hint of elitism now that they moved up the socioeconomic ladder) who did not set me up for life well. I told myself I won't listen to them and rail against them giving me any more advise. I think they realised their mistakes a bit too late now.

Edit: a word

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Yes go into a business and have them look at your like you've got two heads while you've already been denied by an AI.

[–] Chonk@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Oof this hurts

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

are those of us with boomer parent(s) still getting job advice? mine already retired haha

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine was even though they were already retired. Tbf I was only working for 2 years at the time so I was still getting job advice. It was basically “try to work in government so you get a good pension when you retire”, even though the private sector equivalent jobs were paying double.

I'm in my 30s and still get this kind of advice occasionally when I'm job hunting from my retired parents. My mom still talks about "rising through the ranks" even though I've been telling her for a decade that that's not a thing anymore. Nobody goes from mail room to CEO. And nobody gets a gold watch either.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

You would get unsolicited advise for just about anywhere, not just job advise.

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