Three-day weekends pretty please
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I have added an eighth day to the week.
I'm willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
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"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit...
Australian downvote.
Yeah I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
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Can you pick up some frozen peas?
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
I don't think they're allowed to sell that any more
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Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Hey, just what you see pal.
Some potato chips.
Can you cure my depression
Yea, cure this guy's depression
Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
You are transported to the neolithic period.
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
Jessica Jessica
If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
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I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
- Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
- Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
- Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
- Has programmable folding and teleportation actions
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
Give me some time to think about it
Make sex just generally not a big deal anymore, like so that we all wake up and it's just like shrug. So people stop thinking about it and by association, don't think about their own attractiveness or value as a person, so people don't try to use sex as a control tool, so people don't twist sex into things it's not, and treat it basically like eating or sleeping, just a nice thing you do sometimes but who cares if you have someone to do it with or not, just live and let live, right?
This one thing would save our entire species and future.
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