I just wanna tell my fbi angel that I will be ok when they get fired.
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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Awww, so nice.
Can you serve as a job reference for them? "Yes, agent 83847 was sooooo stealthy. They never once accidentally sent me a dick pic."
FBI is here?
Probably. Not like it's hard to make an account.
They don't need an account to read everyone's posts. The real stealth is that some instances are likely run by states so they have your IP.
( I found it odd that Lemmy.world, which claims to be in Netherlands, censored many Luigi threads during the first week.)
They probably don't want to get sued. I disagree with removing Luigi posts, but they're a huge instance run by individuals who also have a life and getting sued would be catastrophic
.world has a community dedicated to him by now. Maybe they were a bit overprotective at the beginning. I think I saw a post once that said "don't post such memes in communities about XYZ". Maybe it really was more a community thing than the instance
The fbi is always monitoring far left spaces. There's an old joke that half the people at any given communist party usa meeting are cops/fbi.
The FBI would NEVER use Lemmy and interact with leftists! 👮
Nice try mister fbi agent 🧐
To make this clear: Nicole isn't FBI. You can trust her.
To paraphrase a common joke, it's called the Fediverse because it's full of feds.
LOL, FBI 😂
Hello, fellow communist extremists 👮
I like to occasionally post my socials so my FBI agent knows what to follow when they're axed 🥺
I have some weird affection for the tankies that I shouldn’t have. They’re objectively horrible people for their views, but I got so used to pissing them off with referring to a certain cartoon animal that I’d kinda miss them. How can I make it stop?
Needs more Pastafarians
There’s an atheist group?
Lemmy atheist reporting here. We're quite a minority here, and I've seen more "um, ackchually, [christian right wing extremeist] isn't a real christian, real christians are all loving and not hateful bigots" way more often than people criticizing religion.
Well, now there’s one more atheist here.
Denialist christians are the worst kind of toxic positivity christians. You can’t be complicit in something horrible for decades and then turn around and say “not us” now.
Lemmy ✅ Linux ✅ Atheist ✅ Left leaning ✅ Tankie? I’ll get back to you on that
Honestly dealing with tankies is far easier than having capitalism shoved down your throat in the form of paid posts and ai "engagement" comments. I never get the feeling anyone is trying to sell useless shit or running some half-assed psyop on me.
I even got a new polish gf named Nichole!
Tankiies ✅