I'm sorry, do you think dwarves only have one axe!?
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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Well he doesn't say, "And my axes".
He can't say that NOW.
🎵 All my axes live off taxes! 🎶
Didn't Gimli grab the axe he smashed on The Ring from the dwarf sitting next to him? So he still has his axe. I think that would class as forethought. But also he does have multiple axes.
I always thought it had 2 heads and he smashed one head (the other remained). Oh well, have to rewatch them all..
Says the guy who removes his weapons, then more weapons, then more weapons before entering the halls of Theoden. And had two bows at that point, one from Galadriel. Certainly he wouldn't get rid of one. And NEVER gave up his loaded 20 sided die.
Lol, i never thought that Legolas was using Talisen's Percy die from the Vox Machine campaign!
"Still only counts as one!"
"I've got one axe, yes. But I've also got second axe. And an elevensies axe. And a lunch axe. And an afternoon tea axe...!"