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I propose a new ASME standard, the Scaling Banana™.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago

Although I understand, I was dismayed to discover I misread it as "ACME" Standard Scaling Banana.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 46 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

More information: Your size is fine

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But what size is the metal one?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Banana sized. Or, 1.

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

Left banana is 1.4 standard bananas, right banana is 0.7 standard bananas.

[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Without a banana for scale, it's hard to tell.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

...those are some tiny potatoes or ginormous bananas in either case...

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

The bananas on the left are just closer to the camera. Everyone knows bananas are all the same size.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

This is due to the Mercator map correction!

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 7 points 3 weeks ago

You need a standardized banana, not some random banana.

[–] Por_que_pine@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, I see the confusion. What you have there are troy bananas and avoirdupois (AVDP) bananas. Not to be confused with fluid bananas.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I still like CEEs Banana Scales (calipers)

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Should go to 8, then "bunch".

[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago

I have not seen one of those before, it would make a good companion tool.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a biologist I need to know how many Banana Equivalent Doses your Scaling Banana causes.

[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago

The Scaling banana contains no Potassium-40, but it does probably have some Aluminum-26 in it. Further testing will be needed to ascertain the actual B.E.D.

[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Please note this is only a prototype banana. Production models will sport a trendy yellow anodized finish.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

You should offer an assault banana with a 1913 rail, so we can attach all our tactical accessories.

[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno, I kind of like the industrial silver. Wouldn't want it to get mixed up with my real bananas, after all.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That thing better be exactly 178 millimeters long, otherwise it's not a standard banana...

http://bananaforscale.info/#!/convert/length/1/bananas/millimeters

[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 18 points 3 weeks ago

I did not consult that site, the ASME Scaling Banana™ measures 214mm. It was made from a composite 3d scan of 4 different bananas bought from 3 different retailers. Your banana may vary.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just a 3 axis and a custom fixture.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nice. Any photos of that? I like to show my students that they can hold anything, if they plan it correctly.

I thought about making that myself, but could never get the time.

[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I put the pic in the comment, it loaded on my side so idk whats up. But basically, I did it in 2 sides. The back side had its roughing and finishing pass done while clamping the billet. The front got its roughing pass again clamping billet. It was supposed to leave .020" thick tabs to keep it in the billet for the finishing pass but they ended up breaking off. So I used the cad drawing to cut an exact pocket of the banana in a piece of wood. The banana fit pretty snuggly into the pocket so I just used some silicone sealant I had on hand to keep it from lifting out during finishing.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Aaah, thanks. I can see it if I go to Mander. Here it is, if anybody else has trouble: https://fedia.io/media/80/bd/80bd7c28292165689d435a55a1db896a01f14fde46edd8104066e30c2543a62a.jpg

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's impressive

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago

Finally some real science!

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

i love this

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry I don't understand this new standard, can I please have a banana for scale?

[–] couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

I would prefer a Scalene Banana. Can we make that happen?

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago

...with some clever geometry, it could be sized for metric-integer weight, length, and volume...

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Is it OIML approved?

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago