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[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

😂 what a waste. I doubt this even moves the needle on public perception. Rednecks aren't buying these things only well off urban Republicans. I can't think many leftists give a shit about these things. They may be fast, but they have no class.

[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

especially considering how restricted by range and chargers people are subject to in more rural areas.

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Trump is for sale.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the driver's seat waterproof?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you wear the included depends

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Autonomous Urethra

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Surely associating the vehicles even more closely with the primary reason the stock is falling off of a fucking cliff will prevent the stocks from falling off of a cliff.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for Trump to endorse Brawndo. Then we've gone full circle.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The joke wasn’t the energy drink but that the government was blatantly owned by a corporation to its own detriment. The joke is now a reality apparently.

[–] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Laugh at those idiots.

[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Of course he does.

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