I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
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"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
probably something cult related I guess
Sailing. I guess an accident
Cold weather exposure probably.
I die of either choking on a boiled potato meal or eat to death, both sound plausible...
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
I would not be the only one
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.
I catch a Solarbeam to the face!
I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease
Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.
Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy
Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....
On an intelligent journey.
I die from too much excitement while playing Bonestorm?
Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse
In world war IV, I'd say.
It's happening one way or another. But not both.
Saving the world a lot.
Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.
I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid