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[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 1 year ago

The original is funny, what's the joke about "I'm never leaving" ? never leaving twitter?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

that is the meaning, but it's just a turn of phrase. It implies the writer knows the site is terrible but has found entertainment there anyway.

Similar to "wild horses couldn't drag me away" or "I was transfixed"

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jaap is her husband maybe?

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

i wouldn't be the least surprised if elon is running a campaign to make it seem like anyone actually enjoys twitter still

[-] SCB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I enjoy Twitter because it's a place I can say anything I want to the traitors that abound there

I'm done with IRL fistfights and live in Maga country, so it can be therapeutic at times.

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago

Everything is a billionaire conspiracy

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

they are literally an elite overclass who own basically everything lmao, why do you act as if it's strange to expect them to manipulate things?

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

There's manipulating things and then there's seeing one tweet that isn't a negative criticism of twitter and attributing it to a possible PR conspiracy lol.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You need to be told how to react to a joke.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

I didnt even notice it

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Nonono, for kidneys, you need to open your Bluetooth settings and unpair them...

[-] NotAPenguin@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Or just walk far enough away

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Nooooo, you don't want them re-pairing at an inopportune moment! Just disconnect them completely and be on the safe side.

[-] detalferous@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

The only organ transplant that requires you to log out is the colon

[-] ech@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

It's more of a "clear cookies" situation.

[-] Clerkle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Except when 2FA requires a TOTP in the form of out of season fruits in an incompatible combo with canned spinach.

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2023
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