this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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you know the computer thing is it plugged in?

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[–] Sans_Seraph@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming they mean the laptop won't charge USB devices unless it's plugged in.

Thanks you for being you

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Bios setting.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 44 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They probably tried setting it on their wireless phone charger. I hope they aren't dumber than that, but I don't really have a lot of hope.

[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 56 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Probably just a brainfart and what they meant was that the device won't stay powered on unless plugged to a charger. Probably.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Both yall are way too optimistic, I have ABSOLUTELY met the mfer that would do this

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I did say I didn't have much hope. I considered the "won't work unless plugged in" option but we don't know what kind of device it was. I also considered the complete idiot option. All of these are possible.

In the 21st century, no device survives contact with the user.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I usually do the opposite, I charge people fees because they unplugged something and lie when they say it is plugged in.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

Right? This is almost refreshing.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This person probably drove to work.

Practice defensive driving, folks. It can save your life.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 4 days ago

So now I'm supposed to drive, text, and look out for stupid people like this!? Doesn't seem very safe. I'm just trying to enjoy my beer out here...