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[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why does this feel like misogynist incek nonsense?

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 hours ago

Probably because the only plausible takeaway from the image is "haha woman hypocrite/dumb". If it's not that, I have no idea what it is.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus quite literally loved prostitutes. It's in the gospel.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The bible mentions they "washed his feet" in multiple occasions 😏

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Is that what the kids called it back then?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get it either. Is OP saying that christians can't show their bare ass online? Because I don't support that.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

On Instagram, there seems to be a pattern where a lot of people with links to OnlyFans, etc. in their bio would also have Bible verses in the same bio. I guess OP is pointing out the irony of such a thing?

idk how to feel about that.

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 6 points 4 hours ago

That seems like ragebait to me.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 24 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Be a rich old man like Abraham with a "young slave girl to keep him warm in bed"

... Same schizophrenic old guy that almost killed his son because of the voices in his head; the one at the pivot point of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 8 points 8 hours ago

Hey, magic is real in fairy tales. Were you raised in documentalistic department of the library? And even there, there are many fairy tales:)

[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de -5 points 5 hours ago

The edgy teenage atheism blues. A classic.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Does this have any meaning that I don't know of, or is this just a shitpost?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 16 points 7 hours ago

It could be a shitpost, or just be a shit post.

[–] SendPrudes@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

This art reminds me of emocat

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world -2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Haha look guys! Blonde girl stupit! Peak comedy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that's the punchline there. I think it's the combo of amateur pornstars and Christian influencers you've been able to find on the corporate socials recently.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Judgement of others when more people have seen your ass hole than number of people in a telechurch congregation.

Glass houses and all that, pot calling kettle black.