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[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 41 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Why does this feel like misogynist incel nonsense?

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Probably because the only plausible takeaway from the image is "haha woman hypocrite/dumb". If it's not that, I have no idea what it is.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

Giving the benefit of the doubt, it's illustrating a process for near-readymade art.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 43 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus quite literally loved prostitutes. It's in the gospel.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The bible mentions they "washed his feet" in multiple occasions 😏

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

Is that what the kids called it back then?

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 33 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Be a rich old man like Abraham with a "young slave girl to keep him warm in bed"

... Same schizophrenic old guy that almost killed his son because of the voices in his head; the one at the pivot point of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, magic is real in fairy tales. Were you raised in documentalistic department of the library? And even there, there are many fairy tales:)

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Were you raised in documentalistic department of the library?

What you mean?

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That was a joke. Do you want me to explain the joke? That would be rude :)

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Go ahead, now I have to know

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh well.

Gods, dragons and democracy are real in context of their appropriate fairy tales. So gods are real in context of the story from Bible.

You were so serious, that I jokingly assumed that you never read a fairy tale in the childhood and don't understand how fairy tale worlds are working. And where is the place where is no fairy tale books? History/documentalistic department of the library.

That was awkward :)

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

This must be some cultural/language disconnect.

My original comment is not really serious and straight forward. I am abstracting and rephrasing the story of Abraham in a more scientific and dark satirical humor. I'm pointing out the contradiction of holding up Abraham as some kind of faithful and loyal figure against his documented behavior. In essence, I am showing that he was a deeply flawed person that most people would condemn in the present world of cultural norms. I'm also specifically obliterating the junction point of all Abrahamic faiths to invalidate all of them equally. Such a statement will be dismissed for various reasons by anyone that is dogmatic, but this information places a seed of doubt in some that might help them navigate away from the blindness of dogma.

In a way, I am doing this out of kindness. I am attacking the narrative at the most neutral point possible and I am humanizing the individual that is at the foundation of the mythos. If this point in the chain of religious teaching is so deeply flawed, everything else in that chain lacks a grounding in truth.

I exist in this kind of abstracted functional thought space. This type of functional thought is one of the more rare outliers, but is still neurotypical. I encourage you to look into the spectrum of functional thought and learn to appreciate the variety of people, what motivates them, and how it is difficult for everyone to relate to some of the different forms of functional thought. You likely care far more about inner personal interactions, relationships, your sense of judgment of others as entities, and think in more polarized absolutes. I am abstract in everything. I see you as a collection of changing actions and statistics. I am good at big picture connections across many contexts and spaces and am driven only by my many curiosities. You and I are likely opposites that struggle to relate to each other. You will likely struggle to understand my abstractions as much as I lack the emotional depth and development to understand what you see and experience with others. We can still learn from and appreciate the diversity of thought and ideas and try to understand how others view the world.

Don't feel awkward. I appreciate you for who you are.

Yes, I am the librarian... and I like it! :)

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 13 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I don't get it either. Is OP saying that christians can't show their bare ass online? Because I don't support that.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Are there some specific Christian asses you are particularly hoping to see?

[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 3 points 5 hours ago

Francis better get them cheeks out

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 28 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

On Instagram, there seems to be a pattern where a lot of people with links to OnlyFans, etc. in their bio would also have Bible verses in the same bio. I guess OP is pointing out the irony of such a thing?

idk how to feel about that.

[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't it a little weird that people think it's ironic? Jesus hung out with prostitutes.

I don't hang out with people in general, how am I expected to find a prostutute?

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 10 points 16 hours ago

That seems like ragebait to me.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Does this have any meaning that I don't know of, or is this just a shitpost?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 20 points 19 hours ago

It could be a shitpost, or just be a shit post.

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Haha look guys! Blonde girl stupit! Peak comedy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure that's the punchline there. I think it's the combo of amateur pornstars and Christian influencers you've been able to find on the corporate socials recently.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Judgement of others when more people have seen your ass hole than number of people in a telechurch congregation.

Glass houses and all that, pot calling kettle black.

[–] SendPrudes@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago

This art reminds me of emocat