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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 151 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Brake*

Sorry, just bugged me ><

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago

depends on if you're being followed by a cyber truck too closely, or not.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Likewise

NGL I stole this meme and was stoo lazy to fix it

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 22 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Too*

(You asked for this. Asked for it!)

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You’d be surprised how many “normal” people don’t know the difference

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[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (3 children)

So normal people don't have an education? It is brake, how do you people keep making this mistake?

[–] Ronno@feddit.nl 4 points 3 days ago

It's an Alfa, "Break" might be the correct terminology /s

Joke of course, I love Alfa's!

[–] Polderviking@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Likely something to do with English being a secondary language to the vast majority of the world...

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Afaik native speakers make such mistakes more often, since they learned far more of the language by hearing than by reading

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (15 children)

Petrol. Gas isn't even a gas.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok, then how about the directional circle, solid pedal, and liquid pedal?

They're all just vector appliers.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

*Gasoline or diesel. Petroleum has to be refined first before use in a car.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (5 children)
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[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Far left pedal is the clutch, not a second "break"

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No, that's the anti-theft device.

[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Only works in America though

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[–] marius@feddit.org 12 points 3 days ago

No, it's just a foot rest

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm on mobile and could be wrong, but this picture looks like it's an automatic and that's a foot rest, not a clutch (nearly all Fords have a large plate like that in that spot to rest your left foot)

[–] mephiska@fedia.io 9 points 3 days ago

It's generally called the dead pedal and yes, it's basically a footrest for your left foot. This meme is just awful and misspelled brake.

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Break Gas? Never heard that expression before. I always thought it was "break wind". 😆💨

[–] Brosplosion@lemm.ee 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Is it an accelerator? Or is it a jerk pedal? Technically the gas pedal controls the change in acceleration, right?

I definitely have friends

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Technically the gas pedal controls the change in acceleration, right?

Technically it controls the amount of air and/or fuel delivered to the engine (in a gas engine, the pedal directly controls airflow; in a diesel engine it directly controls fuel flow)

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[–] arcane@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

No, if there is constant pressure on the accelerator, there is a constant acceleration on the car.

The jerk comes with the rate of change of pressure on the pedal (e.g. if you stomp on it)

That would make the driver the jerk 🤔

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Acceleration in physics terms just means a change in velocity. Velocity is speed in a given direction. The steering wheel, gas pedal, and brake pedal all accelerate the vehicle.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Acceleration in physics terms just means a change in velocity. Velocity is speed in a given direction

They definitely know that, given that they know that change in acceleration is called jerk

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (5 children)

And I had no idea what the fourth derivative was called so I had to look it up. It’s called snap or jounce.

[–] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

And fifth/sixth derivatives are crackle and pop because some physicists thought it would be funny to have it be “snap crackle and pop”

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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Forgot to label Earth as accelerator

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Not to mention the driver’s hands and feet!

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Physicians: "It's all vector addition and differatials?"
Mathematicians: "Always has been."

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

There's this Finnish joke that doesn't translate well, about a physicist who got pulled over by police. "Uh, I guess I accelerated a bit."

Tap for spoiler(A particle accelerator is a machine that accelerates little bits. Do you get it now?)

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you fucking learn homonyms if you're going to make an entire ass meme about something?

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I learned something today.

I was taught in my younger days that “homonyms” were words that were spelled the same but pronounced differently, and “homophones” were words that were pronounced the same but spelled differently. “Break” and “brake” would then be homophones.

But it turns out “homonym” is the broader category including “homophones,” “homographs,” and words where both are true (same spelling and pronunciation, but different meanings). So homophones are homonyms.

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P.S. Though Wikipedia says a more technical definition would limit “homonym” to, specifically, the third category, words that are spelled and pronounced the same but with different meanings. They give examples of “stalk” (part of a plant) and “stalk” (follow/harass a person), or “skate” (glide on ice) and “skate” (a type of fish).

P.P.S. This reminds me of the autoantonym (a word that is its own opposite) “cleave,” which can mean “to adhere firmly and closely or loyally and unwaveringly” or “to split or sever (something), especially along a natural line or grain.“ I don’t know if “cleave” is technically a homonym, or if these are simply two definitions for the same word, and I don’t know who would decide that. But it’s still a fun word.

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[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 15 points 4 days ago

Love this

~ physicist

[–] credo@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay student, now turn the accelerator and feather the accelerator as you accelerate into the curve, then press the accelerator to accelerate your acceleration out the curve.

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[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No, one of them is the "don't accelerate" pedal you use to switch gears.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're applying acceleration to the gear switcher

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think that car has a dead pedal, otherwise that is the fattest clutch pedal I have seen by a longshot.

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