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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Physicians: "It's all vector addition and differatials?"
Mathematicians: "Always has been."

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Break Gas? Never heard that expression before. I always thought it was "break wind". πŸ˜†πŸ’¨

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

There's this Finnish joke that doesn't translate well, about a physicist who got pulled over by police. "Uh, I guess I accelerated a bit."

Tap for spoiler(A particle accelerator is a machine that accelerates little bits. Do you get it now?)

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So normal people don't have an education? It is brake, how do you people keep making this mistake?

[–] Polderviking@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Likely something to do with English being a secondary language to the vast majority of the world...

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Afaik native speakers make such mistakes more often, since they learned far more of the language by hearing than by reading

[–] Ronno@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

It's an Alfa, "Break" might be the correct terminology /s

Joke of course, I love Alfa's!

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Well, I think you answered your own question πŸ˜…

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 151 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Brake*

Sorry, just bugged me ><

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago

depends on if you're being followed by a cyber truck too closely, or not.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Petrol. Gas isn't even a gas.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, then how about the directional circle, solid pedal, and liquid pedal?

They're all just vector appliers.

[–] Eagle0110@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

But it was originally derived from coal gas back in the 3rd quarter of the 19th century, when the first internal combustion engine for transportation application was being developed.

*Gasoline or diesel. Petroleum has to be refined first before use in a car.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Gas" doesnt refer to its state of matter, it's short for gasoline.

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[–] Brosplosion@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is it an accelerator? Or is it a jerk pedal? Technically the gas pedal controls the change in acceleration, right?

I definitely have friends

[–] arcane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No, if there is constant pressure on the accelerator, there is a constant acceleration on the car.

The jerk comes with the rate of change of pressure on the pedal (e.g. if you stomp on it)

That would make the driver the jerk πŸ€”

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Technically the gas pedal controls the change in acceleration, right?

Technically it controls the amount of air and/or fuel delivered to the engine (in a gas engine, the pedal directly controls airflow; in a diesel engine it directly controls fuel flow)

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 22 hours ago

A valve controller, yes

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Acceleration in physics terms just means a change in velocity. Velocity is speed in a given direction. The steering wheel, gas pedal, and brake pedal all accelerate the vehicle.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Acceleration in physics terms just means a change in velocity. Velocity is speed in a given direction

They definitely know that, given that they know that change in acceleration is called jerk

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And I had no idea what the fourth derivative was called so I had to look it up. It’s called snap or jounce.

[–] nBodyProblem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

And fifth/sixth derivatives are crackle and pop because some physicists thought it would be funny to have it be β€œsnap crackle and pop”

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[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Far left pedal is the clutch, not a second "break"

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No, that's the anti-theft device.

[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Only works in America though

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[–] marius@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

No, it's just a foot rest

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm on mobile and could be wrong, but this picture looks like it's an automatic and that's a foot rest, not a clutch (nearly all Fords have a large plate like that in that spot to rest your left foot)

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If you use it wrong enough then β€œbreak” becomes the proper spelling.

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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Forgot to label Earth as accelerator

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Can you fucking learn homonyms if you're going to make an entire ass meme about something?

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[–] credo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay student, now turn the accelerator and feather the accelerator as you accelerate into the curve, then press the accelerator to accelerate your acceleration out the curve.

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[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

No, one of them is the "don't accelerate" pedal you use to switch gears.

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[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 15 points 2 days ago

Love this

~ physicist

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