This is how the Skynet takeover plays out in the boring dystopia. Tesla autopilot taking revenge for all the vandalism. SMH
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
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Any information yet if the software went crazy or the driver went crazy?
It must have registered a pedestrian with semitic facial features.
Maybe, the Tesla wanted to drive to the location shown on one of the pedestrian's T-Shirt... 😏
T-shirt:
"New York"
Tesla:
"Sweet, found a shortcut!"
Ban them, recall them, force the "auto" pilot features to be disabled
Id just like to point out that while I think Tesla is a shit car company partly owned by a complete asshole that theres no evidence at this point that there was any fault with the car. Could have been a medical episode, drunk driver or shit driver. They deserve a lot of hate for shit thats definitely wrong with them. This might not be one of those cases.
My prius brakes if it detects a pedestrian in front of you even when your foot is on the gas. Unsurprising that tesla can't figure that out
genuine question, what does it do if it detects a car following you at the same speed?
Probably not care since what danger is there from a car following you?
Probably rear ending, whoch could potentially push the front car into the pedestrian anyway
GOOD point. Best bet is to just keep going then.
Ahhaha, well I mean I get the commenter's curiosity as to what would happen in that situation
I meant at the same time
there was/is a huge scandal of tesla employees spying on customers through their cars. No reason why they wouldn't be able to be weaponized by muskrat at any point in time.
I wonder if there's a way to make it constantly upload a goatse. (aside from taping a picture to the cameras)
probably
Do you have any sources? I would like to send them to some Tesla owners I know.
Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.
It does look like the front might have actually fallen off.
Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM for the dummy downvoters not getting the reference or just don't have a sense of humor.
I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.
I saw the username and thought this is exactly her kind of reasoning, but apparently perhaps Australia has a senator with that name too
Well there are a lot of these pedestrians going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that pedestrians aren’t safe.
Yeah i never opted into the tesla self driving beta program. Ban this shit.
It's already banned in the UK.
The FSD beta has been merged to mainline for a while now. If you have FSD, you have what used to be the beta.
The car wrapped around the lamppost with a "Welcome to campus life" banner got a chuckle out of me.
It’s the student life m8
Jesus Christ footage looks like it was doing a few miles an hour there