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[–] gamer@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago

I made a game engine and a game back in highschool, but all that code is lost because I didn't know how to use git. I knew git existed (and even knew enough to know it was better than mercurial or svn), but I was too lazy to learn.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Git wasn't the first version control software. I remember using sccs back in 1991 and apparently it was written all the way back in 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't trust anyone who can't spell 'oops'.

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe he was cursing the god of dev ops

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Nah his opps fucked up his backup.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

His operations department?

[–] Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org 19 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Just a heads up, it you don't know how to use cli git in 2025 you're probably a shit developer. There are undoubtedly exceptions, but I would argue not knowing version control intimately makes you a bad developer.

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

Fake developer doesn't use version control. Big surprise.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 85 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just want to pause a moment to wish a "fuck you" to the guy who named an AI model "Cursor" as if that's a useful name. It's like they're expecting accidental google searches to be a major source of recruitment.

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[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Acts like SVN and CVS didn't exist

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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 72 points 2 days ago (4 children)

It's a scary amount of projects these days managed by a bunch of ZIP files:

  • Program-2.4.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED2.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-final.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-final-REAL.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-FINAL-no-seriously.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this-2.zip
  • Program-2.4-working-maybe.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE-v2.zip
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[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't worry, I'm sure Cursor will be able to clobber your git history and force push to master any day now

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 2 points 17 hours ago

Genuine question: what would it take to poison an LLM with ai tools to run git push --force origin main or sudo rm -rf /

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

we just need a little more AI

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You know, none of the “AI is dangerous” movies thought of the fact that AI would be violently shoved into all products by humans. Usually it’s like a secret military or corporate thing that gets access to the internet and goes rogue.

In reality, it’s fancy text prediction that has been exclusively shoved into as much of the internet as possible.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 134 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Developer"
"my" 4 months of "work"

Those are the ones easily replaced by AI. 99% of stuff "they" did was done by AI anyway!

[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Transtronaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I never understood the SVN hate. Then, as now, the problems are almost never caused by the tools, and almost always caused by the people misusing them.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 2 points 20 hours ago

I never got around to using anything except git, partly because of all the hate people would throw at the other competitors back in the day. Even if the criticisms were not fair, and even if it was all a secret conspiracy to kill git competitors, it definitely worked out for the best. Imagine the hell we'd be in today if we had to constantly deal with different VCS solutions.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Just save your prompts and vibes in a Google doc dude

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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 74 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Forget git. Sending zip files into discord once in a while it the way to go.

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

I need to put a SaaS together called vibe VCS

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 202 points 2 days ago

At least they were humble and didn't blame it entirely on Cursor... they also blamed Claude.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 2 days ago (14 children)

The first version control system I ever used was CVS and it was first released in 1986 so it was already old and well established when I first came to use it.

Anyone in these past forty years not using a version control system to keep track of their source code have only themselves to blame.

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[–] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 149 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (14 children)

this guy would have force pushed onto main about 10 mins after this if he did have git

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[–] blade_barrier@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] smock9@lemm.ee 45 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] 7uWqKj@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

Why did the porn star become a network admin after retiring?

She was already an expert in load balancing

[–] zovits@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's actually reassuring to see that despite all warnings and doomsayers there will still be opportunities for programmers capable of solving problems using natural intelligence.

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 90 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the elusive AI "programmers".

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