Unfortunate?
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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I’m with you, I think this is very fortunate.
(Sitting at home alone in the dark thinking about the bread I didn’t buy) “I have to know. I need to know. I need to know what it tastes like”
May I interest you in some
how dainty
Very demure.
with delicious filling
Ah, yes, the good old HAns RIegel BOnns.
Close contender
Fun fact: it’s actually a Mexican brand, that’s just the American branch logo. According to Wikipedia:
The name was formed as the combination of the Disney Bambi and Dumbo films names, which were the favourite movies of Marinela, Lorenzo Servitje's daughter.
Decent chance they could have been called Dumbi.
We also got Otis Spunkmeyer. I ain't eating a muffin with cum in the name. Here come the British to say it's a totally normal name.
Not British, but "spunk" does have a different meaning. In the dark times, it also meant having "guts" or "moxy." People still use "spunky" in the current dark times.
I wish I had Jussis girl 🎶
And it's a song where you bought a 18-pack of Lapin Kulta, and now you sit in a sauna with her hiding a boner, and she only looks at Jussi because he won the chainsaw competition last year, right?
Oh gawd
Tired of dry ass bread? Try some JussiPussi!!
It means jussi bag. Jussi is a boy's name. It's not jussi's bag, that would be jussin pussi. It's pronounced not like you think but instead like... idk actually how to describe it
I know enough Finnish people to know you're just pulling our legs and it really means exactly what we think.
idk actually how to describe it
Does it rhyme, and do you vocalize the j or pronounce like an English y?
The j is pronounced like y. Of course it rhymes. The ussi part is like... you see? With a long s and short e lol
To balance out their dry, yeasty women?
If you like that, google "Finnish national feminist writer"
Ahhh.... You wanna da jussi pussi, eh? 😏
There's also Saturday pussi for kids and megapussi (rip)
um what...jussi is my favorite kind of pussi
Okay, I'll bite. Does this name actually mean anything (in Finnish)?
Yes it means "juicy pussy".
Thank you for education
Apparently it means "Jussi's bag." I hope someone Finnish can confirm.
Yeah or just Jussi bag. Jussi being typically man's name
Bag? Oh, like a sack!
More like dick sheath.
No, Jussi's bag would be Jussin Pussi. So this is just Jussi bag.
Free marketing at its finest
Spotted Dick, is also a terrible name for bread.
Goes well with this grape juice:
Spotted Dick is not a bread. It's a sponge pudding that you cover in custard.
You're thinking of England. In Ireland it is often made as a sweet soda bread. My granny has made it for years.
They should post some ads on Pornhub
Someone made a short vid on this and it encapsulates the potential of this name quite well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_S_L_vVcu8