Don't yell obscenities in front of my kids or I'll beat you to pulp in front my kids.
this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2025
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Also he could potentially get killed in front of his kids. But I guess that's not as bad as his kids hearing a "fuck you".
Does he think the people yelling at his car are on his facebook or something?
Tbf if I was a relative I'd be liable to do so lol. Though I'd keep it PG.
These people are attention seekers, which explains the CT purchase in the first place.
Kid doesn't need to hear words but they apparently do need to see daddy beat the shit out of someone because his precious car identity fee fees were hurt
Daddy try to beat the shit out of someone.
I'm a man with the confidence to pick a fight with someone over their stupid fucking car in public, think he would take a second to wonder why I'm so confident?
He bought a cyber truck. No, he lacks all critical thinking and impulse control. He'll go to his grave mad and confused
Kid doesn't need to hear words but they apparently do need to see daddy ~~beat the shit out of someone~~ get shot because his precious car identity fee fees were hurt
Be more concerned about pulling yourself and your children from the flaming death heap when the doors don't work.
Maybe don’t buy a nazi wagon if you don’t want to be treated like a nazi. Just a thought.
Sounds like he is leaning in to the whole Nazi scene.
He definitely votes Republican lol
And is a solid Christian. The two values pair perfectly.
no, he's a "christian"
I'm not going to pretend religion hasn't been used as an excuse to do a lot of awful shit throughout history, but in terms of actually following the teachings of Christ, Republicans are about as far as you can get from them. Loving thy neighbor, welcoming the stranger from another land, flipping over tables and chasing the money changers with a whip -- so on and so on. And I'm an agnostic who's never read the bible proper, merely snippets, so if I know this shit better than they do, yeah, nah. They're not Christians, they're "Christians".
"dont swear at me with my kids around or i will beat the shit out of you in front of my kids and scar them for life!"
It's also assuming they win. If you physically assault someone they have the right to defend themselves or in many states fill them with lead. None of those situations are good for the children. Watching your parent get the shit kicked out of them or killed on the street isn't how you should be teaching your kids how to not get the shit kicked out of them or killed on the street.
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In my neck of the woods, getting out of your car and charging angrily towards another car will get you shot or flattened.
Seriously. I'm from texas. Some people would happily let him come over to their car and start reaching in punching just to let it cross into castle doctrine/stand your ground territory. I was always taught to just assume people have guns in their cars and to act accordingly.
That does sound very American
Getting into a gunfight over a road rage incident with children present sounds pretty american tbh
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I'm not quick to violence or guns, but you're not reaching in my window and dragging me out without you get a couple of Colt .45 pills to the thorax.
Yes, much like myself, the .45ACP is old and slow, but it will handily punch through a car door and deep into a slab of fat dumbass.
Who in America thinks they can just attack a stranger?!
I don't vote. I care about my children. Somehow these are compatible statements
His children don't nead to hear about things he doesnt like, yet he thinks it's a good example to escalate someone calling him a name to assault/battery.
Quick heads-up to anyone actually planning on committing a potentially illegal act: Do not put it down in writing on a publicly accessible forum next to your name and image.
Soo... you don't want your kids to hear some angry words, but you're totally fine with them watching their father commit violence? Yeah, I bet this jackass is in the running for parent of the goddamned year.
I will protect my kids from obscenities by instead presenting them with toxic violence.
"I don't vote" yeah that's just as bad as voting republican.
"I don't care about Elon and I'm not political and I don't vote"
Translated to Magatese
"I sweat Elon's balls and voted for Trump twice and I listen to Steve Bannon podcasts every day"
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Crazy that swearing in front of kids is bad but watching their dad fight someone is good. Maybe less about protecting his kids and more about insecurity.
He has eyes, yet he still bought the thing.
He deserves to be sworn at.
This was part of the reason I quit social media. Posts like this that are on people's walls that have 'walking hardon' energy. Like nobody that's confronting you is reading that, just your friends. And you know this.
I left the USA in 2019 but when I lived there, I had a 9mm with me when I left the house including when I was driving or riding my bicycle. More likely this tough guy would end up on the news and his 2 year old would end up an orphan. Only a fool thinks they can run up on someone else in America and it's going to be fine. Main character syndrome.
If they really cared about their kids, then they wouldnt bought the most dangerous vehicle on the roads...
I find it fairly reasonable to ask that you don't swear around kids. Unless they always have their kids with them to be used as a shield. Which, I mean... Elon did it, of course his followers would follow his lead. 🤷🏻♂️
i've never understood why that's reasonable, how is swearing harming kids?
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Poor snowflake, they hurt her feelings :(
"when they r in the car"
Literacy skills that match the opinion 🤣
Ive been yelling fuck elon musk at people in tesla vehicles since way before it was cool!!
How on message that this self absorbed fuck thinks randos are going to read his social status prior to flipping him the bird on the freeway for driving a swasticar.
Totally stable. Buy something that screams "look at me!" and then be upset when someone expresses their distaste.
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I am so glad that he posted this to the place where all other drivers would know to read to hear his wailing, OR MAYBE, this snowflake wants someone to feel like he is a victim and he is just being a good father.
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I'd be more concerned with pulling off body panels, if I were him.
Edit: also, why is it all these people are so bad at writing? How do you get enough money for a Cybertruck while obviously being a moron?
Generational wealth.
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God it would be hilarious if someone tried to pull me out of my car. Those kids will get a real lesson about their dad and consequences.
Rearrange my facial structure?
What does that even mean??
You going to tell me a joke
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