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Push It Somewhere Else (lemmings.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Alby003 to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

No one in the world wants your shitty Florida, especially that part of the world. You're going to have to think of a more permanent 'sunken without warning' solution.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 43 points 1 year ago

Europe has a serious lack of wooded swampland.. you need to consider this a little.. with one move, you could satisfy all your swamp needs for centuries to come probably.. and you get gators as a bonus.. that continent hasn't seen large aquatic reptilians in millions of years.. the kids will be excited, i guarantee it..

[-] LeberechtReinhold@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

We got our swamps, but then came the Dutch and they defeated the sea.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

you'll have to keep the Dutch out completely.. setup check points around the Alps so none get through with shovels..

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

One of the greatest cuisines of the world traded against some of the worst humans. No deal, USA. No deal.

[-] Moc@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok I see what you mean about Italy, but Florida does not have the greatest cuisines of the world!

[-] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

For those reading this person's comments and are confused: They meant to say, "cousins".

Their children aren't as appreciated.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Florida in Europe = Europe's penis.

[-] krippix@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Don‘t you dare take that away from Sweden.

[-] happyhippo@feddit.it 4 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, yours is larger!

Cheers from Italy

😃

[-] Lupus108@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

Wait, why did they bring Sardinia but left Sicily behind?

[-] deus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I guess Cuba didn't want to move to make room for it

[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

I see your Berlusconi and raise you one DeSantis and 34 meth-heads.

[-] happyhippo@feddit.it 4 points 1 year ago

Berlusconi is gone (ahem finally ahem)

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had to look it up:

Florida: 170,310 km^2

Italy: 301,340 km^2

And there so much more italy north of Florence, the peninsulas really might be about the same area?

[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Land bridge to Cuba will be popular

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Repost from last week from this very same community, come on now...

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Corporate wants you to find the difference

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

No. That puts Florida MUCH too close to me & will ruin Italian cuisine forever. Nonononope.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Speaking on behalf of all Italians I believe they would never want to be part of america

america is the earth's toilet

[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Italy is the Florida of Europe

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Politically? Yes.

Culturally? Not so much

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Go to southern Italy. Plenty of uncultured swines over there.

[-] s_s@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

See, in Florida: the further north you go, the more Southern it gets.

[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know, Fort Myers sure gets in the news for idiots just as much as Sarasota, if not more.

[-] Zeth0s@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Go to north of Italy. They literally votes for uncultured swines for leading them (lega, forza Italia...). During the covid emergency the person in lead of public health thought that you need three people in a room to get covid, simply because he doesn't understand primary school level math... They have been led by the most ignorant people in Italy. Salvini, fontana, gallera, Formigoni, bossi, Berlusconi, Calderoli. Compared to these people, DeSantis is an intellectual

[-] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Starglasses@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I saw this initially as taking a world boot to the US' junk.

[-] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Ok this is like the 8th repost I’ve seen today of something from days ago lol

[-] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] jcdenton@lemy.lol 0 points 1 year ago

I like this plan

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's a function of the electronics, not the physical connection. The NACS connection is far superior to either CCS standard, and it's not even close.

And fuck no, Musk is a piece of shit that can judas cradle himself on his "X" sign for all I care.

[-] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago
[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Yeah no idea why that went to top level in response to "Iwanttofuckspez" from my inbox.

But nice ASSumption on the bot thing, guy.

[-] DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Probably something i got from reddit but when i see a weird comment with seemingly nothing to do with the original post, i find it safe to assume that its a bot.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I get it, but unlike reddit, there aren't a million other comments to sift through, and my other one is right there with this one at the bottom because a bunch of seriously humorless people jump to the conclusion that I'm a musk lover due to a off-handed quip about NACS ports on EVs.

Granted, I'm serious in that it's infinitely better than the behemoth ridiculousness that is either CCS Combo 1 or 2, but this objective truth that is known by anyone that has used both, and has nothing to do with sucking the dick of a malignant narcissist. But I digress.

People in lemmyshitpost are taking shit way too fucking seriously.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago

This showed up elsewhere a few days ago and I'd be more than happy to become a E.U. citizen, then promptly don my best muddled Irish accent to harangue the backwoods yokels in ridiculous pickup trucks that would be amassed along the French and Swiss borders so I could better fit in with you European folk. Then I'd flee to Amsterdam or something.

Uh, you guys really need to forget the CCS nonsense and adopt the superior NACS Tesla charging ports, though.

[-] MMNT@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Shut up Musky. There's amazing public transport here ya carbrain. No space for those fragile masculinity trucks.

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I hate musk, and the fact that you call me a "carbrain" from a joke post speaks volumes about your own fragility.

[-] MMNT@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

All of this was meant as a joke as well, I thought it was obvious, but I guess I should've mentioned that. I didn't mean to offend you pal. Sorry for not being clear.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Did you sniff too much Musk propaganda? CCS Type 2 used in Europe is not the same as CCS Type 1 that’s used in North America.

Type 2 can do three phase 400V AC charging. Which NACS can’t even do.

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