This is hilarious. There's no world this actually happened but the thought of it is too much
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he almost didnt have an asset able to steer the entirety of the conservative side of the united states! whew!
Of course Putin prayed for the wellbeing of his best American asset.
Getting played like a Stradivarius
More like a dollar store kazoo. Anyone can do it-- he's so fucking dumb you just have to tell him he's the bestest and smartest boy ever, and maybe tell him his hands are big, and he'll give you anything you want.
I'm sure he did. Who else but Trump as President of the US Russia Oblast?
If Trump died it'd have been a huge wrench in the decades-spanning Russian plans for slow destabilization of the west.
You're exactly right with that second part. The Cold War never ended, it just got colder. We severely underestimated the deviousness of Russian leadership. They 100% started playing the long game once they realized they lost the short game in 1991.
And they are winning.
Not easily manipulated at all
Krasnov...
Our glorious leader and his good friend Putin. I am sure we are in good hands. /s
No lie is too stupid for them.
Kiss! Kisssssssss!!!!
Putin knows how to deal with autocrats.
Putin, who does he pray to? We all know the answer right.
Yes, John 8:44 is very fitting:
You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father 's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Indeed.
Faked assassination attempt.
If it were real, he'd still be talking about it.
Need proof?
Without searching, what's the shooter's name...?
Matthew Crooks.
People in the crowd died. There's pictures of Crooks's head split open from rifle fire. It wasn't fake. Just because it was very, very convenient for Trump doesn't mean it was fake.
Yep and there is more than enough hatred for him. I'm surprised it's not happened more
My bad: Should have said "Staged", not fake.
Crooks is conveniently dead. Trump's ear healed in days (literally impossible), Secret Service held him up for display, etc.
This is just dumb conspiracy theory shit.
Bullet trajectory showed Trump would be dead if he didn't turn his head last minute. That slight turn allowed the bullet only to glance his ear. That same bullet then hit some in the crowd behind him. He then fliched a bit, and the other shots that were still aimed at the initial first spot all missed and hit the crowd behind him.
There is such a slim chance that was all planned. Trump was directly in line of fire and could have easily been killed if this was just a stunt. They'd never risk that.
Don't spread shit rumors in a time when there is plenty of real shit in front of your eyes to be angry about.
I absolutely agree. It weakens the position.
Bullet trajectory showed Trump would be dead if he didn’t turn his head last minute. That slight turn allowed the bullet only to glance his ear. That same bullet then hit some in the crowd behind him. He then fliched a bit, and the other shots that were still aimed at the initial first spot all missed and hit the crowd behind him.
Straight up proof that there is no god
Or it's proof that there is a god and he's a massive piece of shit that gives the worst people the best luck. Seems to be the trend among the worst of us. :/
That would have been the only footage of a human getting their head blown apart that I would have watched every day over breakfast.
Can't disagree
Did you read the doctor's report?
Oh, wait....
What is this? A 4Chan psyops? We're not falling for that here.
I can't think of Reagan's shooter's name, either. That isn't proof it was staged.
Love that straight up QAnon level shit is getting the majority of upvotes here. Good sign, the future is bright
There is zero percent chance trump has the balls to stand and let someone shoot live ammo in his direction. People around him died.
Not a bad guy? Fuck right off, Steve.