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It sounds classy (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

Felony

[–] tunisandwich@lemmy.vg 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Chlamydia

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

"My daughter has been just itching to meet you!"

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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago

Vendetta

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think Mutiny, Heresy, and Larceny would work.

[–] FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 9 points 6 days ago

Omg you’re right these would be cute names. Especially Larceny

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oubliette

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I forget what this is.

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Omelette is a good name for a cat

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 29 points 6 days ago

Isis was a pretty name

My next D&D campaign is going to have a character named Mendacious in charge of a prominent faction. Language nerds will know he's a traitor right off the bat

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fellatia

Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it

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[–] don@lemm.ee 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Latrine.

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[–] Fish@midwest.social 27 points 6 days ago

Chlamydia

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

[–] thmnwlf@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seven of Nine is the real deal

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[–] CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

Bidet

[–] Gronk@aussie.zone 21 points 6 days ago

Marzipan

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Heroin

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Incontinentia

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[–] waterproof@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

Anomaly

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Eula.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Melanoma

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's a couple of characters from Elden Ring and also the current First Lady, right?

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[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

catastrophe

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[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Most metals work pretty well

Aluminum
Bismuth
Mercury
Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 days ago

Nickel... spelled Nicole

That's some crazy pronunciation if those two sound similar.

[–] MissGutsy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (8 children)

With how many trans women name themselves after gemstones, more trans men should name themselves after metals

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[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Listerine.

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[–] boses@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Omelette du fromage

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[–] Branquinho@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Malaria

Ebola

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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Vagina.

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[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Cashew

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Listeria.

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.

My answer: Asbestos

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Chasity is an existing creepy one.

Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I have met multiple people called Prudence

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[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 days ago

Terabithia

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 13 points 6 days ago

Listeria

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

diarrhea

….. cha cha cha

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 13 points 6 days ago (4 children)

hmmm

syphillis
rita lynn
morticia
arson
jenni-saidh
adolf
brock turner (obligatory)

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Xanax

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