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[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If I did that with the teachers I had they would've lost their shit

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sorry you lost your shit. Would you like some help finding it?

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you Captain Hindsight...if only you were around and able to do something when I was being abused by all those teachers

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] minnow@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

They're supposed to be nice, calming letters but I always found these letters quite panic inducing which makes for a pleasant bit of irony.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you're perceiving panic at all I recommend Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

What if I panicked because it is dark?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago
KEEP CALM  
AND LOVE THE   
PATRIARCHY
OR ELSE
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not panicking but the next ship that passes by, I’m outta here

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

As I read this, I had on a YouTube video of the Game Grumps playing the children's game apparently entitled Freddi Fish and the Missing Kelp Seeds. About five minutes in, they face a series of arithmetic questions and Dan, faced with providing an answer, says "panicking."

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I need to Lemmy better

[–] 474D@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm dumb and panicked

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

[x] Dumb
[x] Panicked

Ut oh, me too :(

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was pressed for a response at work to which I replied, "do you want a quick answer or a correct one?"

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago

throws fistfulls of investor cash
"A fast one damn you!"

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Narrator: The teacher did not feel that.

[–] Emi@ani.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Reminded me of when I was called to solve equation, I knew the answer but did not remember in the moment how to write the letter.