this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
46 points (94.2% liked)

Asklemmy

47582 readers
589 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy ๐Ÿ”

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.

"The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands."

[โ€“] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like you have top commemt. It's cannon now.

[โ€“] kindenough@kbin.earth 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A very incompetent person. In Dutch (Amsterdam) Jiddish the word is schlemiel.

[โ€“] everett@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sounds like it would be a group of schlemiels.

It does have a kind of collective noun vibe to it.

I'm going to make this a homonym of shlarmle: schlarmil

[โ€“] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's those roughly squared off, dirty, slushy heaps of packed snow that were plowed out of the way after the snowfall and are the only thing left after the rest of the snow has melted.

[โ€“] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, those are already called slush-bergs

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] davel@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.

Instructions unclear. We've encountered a worse version of the coconut.

[โ€“] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds

[โ€“] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But only after the morning seagulls have turned it into their version of guano.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] maisouinon@jlai.lu 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The colorful milk mix at the bottom of a bowl of fruity cereal after all the crunchy parts are gone.

[โ€“] pipes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Schlarmlicious

Homonym #4 of shlarmle: shlarmul

[โ€“] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's just being a tiny tiny bit shamed.

I'm not ashamed, just a little shlarmled

[โ€“] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I ran out of shlarmle homonyms to give. Can I offer you a nice "shleg" in these trying times?

[โ€“] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A Yiddish insult or the cream that gathers at the side of some people's mouths.

[โ€“] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It could be both! Why not?

I do love the added ambiguity.

Homonym #5 of shlarmle: shlarmyl

[โ€“] Mugmoor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Nemoder@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn't that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.

That's fitting. Reminds me of rescue chihuahuas.

[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.

Honorable mentioned for the sheer specificity.

[โ€“] zaph@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] dysprosium@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having disdain for cheap things

[โ€“] dessalines@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A dog's tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.

It does remind me of a dog eating pasta.

[โ€“] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The shared sense of alarm, just before a stamped, in herding animals.

e.g.

The air was electric, the shlarmled herd on edge, it felt like a fly landing on an ear would start the stamped.

I read that in Attenborough's voice.

[โ€“] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] Lazerouselaseras@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its like when something you're melting is between the state of hard and soft and gooey. "I took the cheese out of the oven, but it was a little shlarmley for my taste, so I put it back in."

[โ€“] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I do like the practicality here.

[โ€“] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First thing I thought of when reading this word was: when you are so surprised and alarmed that you spit food or water out of your mouth

That's shalarming to learn.

[โ€“] Sunsofold 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unimportant caramel.

Caramel shlarmle

Care a mel shlarmle

[โ€“] spizzat2@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It sounds like when a person stammers or mumbles because they're uncertain.

Parent (sternly): What were you doing when the vase fell over?

Child (shlarmling): I was... umm... I was over at the ~hermidgd~...

This has potential.

"Don't you gunchal with me, young man!

[โ€“] mub@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shlarmle - To lie constantly from a position of power.

Shlarmled - The people who the Shlarmler wants to be believed by.

[โ€“] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago

Shmalarmed - The shlarmled who are aware of the shlarmling.

[โ€“] Migmog@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.

load more comments (1 replies)
[โ€“] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The bait you use to go fishing for shawarma

It sounds like something someone would make up to pretend to be cultured.

"What's this stuff called." "

"It's, uh, called the 'shlarmle.' It's what they use to lure the shawarma onto the hook before they tire it out and finally reel it in."

load more comments
view more: next โ€บ