Shit like this is why the only thing that can ping me is a text
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2025
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Same vibes but serious. I give a 1 star and uninstall if an ad-supported application sends useless notifications.
"A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers with the new GPP feature"
"GPP, what's that?"
"It says 'Genuine People Personalities'."
"Sounds ghastly"
psycho emoji?
You are a really nice lemmy user and I am really grateful I get to send you this emoji ๐.
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Nothing beats "Crying With Laughter And Staring Eyes".
This is what you get when you download an app that can be completely replaced by any scrap of paper.
Idiots, savages, idiots!