this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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[–] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But the right-wing on other social media tell me the eggs price has dropped ! ( although they can never tell where they found those low price egg )

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

The Ministry of Plenty announced that the egg prices have decreased by 20% last week.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

"Egg prices have been reduced from $5.89 to $7.45 per dozen. Double plus good. Hail Big Orange."

[–] dank953@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Miniplen: eggs cost 20% plusgoodful

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I saw a kit at Dollar Tree to put an appliqué on an egg to make it look gold. No one is buying that rn having an egg shows you are wealthy enough

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Just get your eggs notarized, obviously...

https://lemmy.world/post/25285662

[–] AreaSIX@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just realized that I'm actually living like a decadent emperor here in Europe since my dog gets 1 egg per day in his food.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Both my dogs each used to get an egg with breakfast, and my cats shared one. Now I do not even eat them.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Well, the factories have to recoup the expense of suffocating billions of vulnerable individuals. Why doesn't anyone give a fuck about that?