I guess the guy who made fun of him that way is the greater cunt of those two. Such a behaviour shouldn't occur in the first place.
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Slick if true.
"BEinG a ManIpUlaTive CuNT hAs iT's MomEnTs"
Hasn't ever manipulated a cunt.
Green text is gay, mention is of girlfriend, therefore this is a woman, likely has masturbated.
Something vaguely similar but kinda inverted, happened when I was in middle school.
An office assistant, like a TA, but for the main office, was dispatched to deliver a packet of course work papers to the class I was in.
The main office had the main, commercial grade printer in it, and this would have been like... 2004 ish? Computers were basically only in the computer lab, more primitive tech setup.
So anyway, the OA shows up and delivers the coursework to the teacher... and is confused by the complete silence in the room, the lack of anyone doing anything.
He remarked '... Did somebody die or something? Jeez' and was now met with many intense, silent stares... he quickly exited.
Completely unbeknownst to the OA... about 15 minutes prior, our teacher had just recieved an email, took aside one student, talked to him for a few minutes. That student then quickly talked with his friends for about a minute, eyes tearing up, getting several hugs, and then presumably left to the school counselor office.
His one or two grade older sister had just suffered a complete cardiac arrest in PE, out on the track, about 30-45 minutes prior to the email... and died.
Oh jesus
That last line. THAT'S the shit that should be in school logos.
It's a good come-back.
But laughing at someone and making them feel unimaginably belitteled, over something like whether they've gotten laid, wouldn't have been cool in any scenario.
"I was molested" just jolts everyone into reconsidering what just happened.
Well welcome to 4chan
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Who the fuck behaves like that in a workspace?
Jobs with shitty cultures. Restaurants, bars, places where managers are like in their 20s, the owner and management team are "family", and HR is some random woman in her 50s who chain smokes.
Once I worked at a office job, everything was so much more chill and drama moved outside High School BS to real adult stuff, like whose doing cocaine on the boss's desk.
Sales people!
And automotive repair, according to some of my friends.
God yes. The obnoxious, extroverted sales monkeys are a menace. We’re finally getting some new walls at our workplace so we can work in peace as non-sales, actually-doing-work employees.
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“This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago,” Trump said
There’s definitely a type
If you are as lucky as you and I who haven't really had a coworker who acted like this, there are assholes like this in workplaces.
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The truth sets you free
There is no authority like the authority of great victimhood. It's basically the modern equivalent of the scientific method.
unfortunately, yes
Humans are highly social creatures, we desire social harmony over almost anything else.
I'll take "shit that actually happened at school to underage anon masqueraded to occur at work as to not be banned" for 50 points
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I am sorry this story was completely manufactured and homosexual.
Do you think someone would go on the Internet and lie?
And that they'd be so bold as to do it on the famed Christian website 4chan, where telling falsehoods are banned? Breaking a web rule!?
Rubbish and poppycock!
These kind of conversations absolutely happened when I was working with college aged people at retail jobs and shit like that. Might as well have been at a high school
Banned from 4chan for underage shit? I can’t imagine this would be the thing they finally crack down on
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Yeah, that sucks, especially when you're in high school, and right after.
But after, when you get out the real world, that shit lessens, and you won't care.
Shit where do you work man? I need to get me one of those jobs, because, while I just keep to my own life, it seems the same shit goes on, because the assholes never really grow up. They just age. No matter where you go.
I'm an old man.
So, believe me when I say you just need to put yourself out there, in social spaces, and meet girls/boys face to face, and just be yourself. Don't put on a false face, a "front." Just be you.
It helps to go to places, or events, that coincide with your personality type.
Don't give up, don't take every rejection as a death sentence.
You can do this.
My experience after graduating from high school in 07 and college in 11 is that uh... no, the vast majority of odd jobs, part time jobs I worked till getting a 'real' job...
No, no, the vast majority of basically low wage workers are still mentally in high school, still acting just as immature, still being childish, rude and bullying people, still constantly seeking to create situations of petty drama, still pressuring people into hazing rituals.
Does not matter how old they are.
I've seen 45 year old men literally 'flex' on younger coworkers to assert dominance, like literally puff themselves up and flex to appear larger, while arguing with or belittling them.
Your advice is generally good advice, but it is far from guaranteed to ensure you will not be surrounded by immature buffoons, and ostracized when you do not partake in their foolishness.
Ah, I was drinking last night, and didn't read the post well enough.
True, I've been in that work situation, where I didn't fit in, and it was Hell. I got railroaded out of a job at a rural Southern hospital for making friends with a black coworker. I'm a white male. I was "warned" about my new friend by multiple older white coworkers, some department heads. When that didn't work, I was consistently set up to fail by my boss. I thought about taking it to HR, and threatening to contact the ACLU and the NAACP, but I didn't want crosses burning in my yard, so I quit.
And yeah, some people never make it out of High School. They'll always be teenagers, emotionally.
I hope you find a job and a group you click with, sincerely. Best of luck.
Oh I did find such jobs, but then I managed to get asssulted in a mugging, lost my ids and cards and phone, ended up hospitalized, lost my job, got evicted, ended up homeless for about two years.
On the bright side of that, managed to get SSDI payments and recently set myself up with actual doctors after having to wait for the medicare application window thing, as well as... at least a 6 month lease at a roach motel.
Now I get to do PT for ... 6 months to a year? And maybe I can walk without a cane again, and use my wrist for more than 20 minutes at a time without it excruciatingly seizing up.
Damn, sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better. Banana pudding helps.
... can't say I've ever had banana pudding.
Oh my God... get some, now. It's culinary ecstasy.
Well, I would, but:
gestures at leg and wrist in braces, cane, utter state of poverty, lack of public transit in a low CoL city I can qualify to rent at with SSDI as my only income
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