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1 Oh sorry, did it in wrong order
?OVERFLOW ERROR
Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!
8008 5800 8580 0858
0118 999 881 999 119 725 - 3
Well that is easy to remember.
0118 999 881 999 119 725
3
Hmm the answer is Hunter 2 somehow
0987 7654 5432 4321
Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.
OMG! I HAVE THE EXACT SAME NUMBER!
Wait what three digit number do you have on the back? No way those match too.
123, of course.
That's one hell of a lock on that luggage.
Better this one version
Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.
You’re missing an order of ten in each (just fyi)
0
I never understood order of operations in school. Did I do it right?
No you either don't understand math in general or how to follow instructions.
Because as written, these are two wholly separate operations. So there's no "order" to them except linearly.
And even if you wrote it out, you still couldn't end up with 0 unless your card number is 0.
5318008
4111 1111 1111 1111
4608893492175047
your result
Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!
It ran a bash script that made me invincible to global warming.
hunter2
All I see is *******.
Ok Grandpa's. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on
Hurtful comment.
So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat
Are you going to ponder something... Spherical?
Those runescape players are going to be very confused when they learn how to use the mouse to look around.
4814474077450141
I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!
Wow that's so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?
4242 4242 4242 4242
Great, now the universe is going to be destroyed and replaced with something even more bizarre and nonsensical.
1 ... oh wait, I got it backwards
It gave me error: NaN
Does anyone know how to fix the error?
Ask your Nan for her credit card number.
Did i do it right?
Eat the bread.
It shouldn't happen, really. Can you send me a photo of your credit card so that I can see what's happening? 🤔
0118 999 88199 9119 725 3
Damnit! You beat me to it! Well done.
Dear Sir/Madam,
FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best,
Maurice Moss
I'll just put this over here... with the rest of the fire...
Roy: Weirdest thing just happened… (notices the fire) FIRE!!!
Moss: I’ve sent an email. It’s fine.
Roy: An email?! It’s a fire! Where’s… Where’s the extinguisher?
(Moss points out that the extinguisher is also on fire!)
Roy: How?!
Moss: Made in Britain!
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That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.
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