this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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[–] Object@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

4814474077450141

I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!

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[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

your result in the comments.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

Nice try, Slippin' Jimmy.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 19 points 1 week ago
[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1

Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago

Now divide by 0 and you're good again

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 16 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It gave me error: NaN

Does anyone know how to fix the error?

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] emhl@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Hah what a dumbass

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[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

4111 1111 1111 1111

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

4444 3333 2222 1111

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

And what's your mother's maiden name, Jenny?

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Una@europe.pub 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

45xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx/xx xxx

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Saul goodman everybody

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

First out-loud laugh of the day. It doesn't hurt that Bob Odenkirk was there (love Mr Show w/ Bob and David). Well done.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

0

I multiplied all the numbers against each other. Those zeroes really did a number on my results.

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