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Is this the good timeline or the bad timeline (lemmy.world)
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[–] Atomicbunnies@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Liberty Prime is online!"

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“La mort est une alternative préférable au vapotage”

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Death is a preferable alternative to vaping? I’ve not been learning French long but is that right?

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Oui! Le tabac est une voie de la vie pour les Français - reject modernity, embrace Gauloises mon ami

[–] nick@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

Scanning for chinese invaders

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reactor online.

Sensors online.

Weapons online.

All systems nominal.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Now I'm looking to destroy some SRM placements at OP point Charlie.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

Surrender mode engaged

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Get in the damn robot, ~~Shinji~~, François!

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

A timeline where the Cube-Square law doesn't exist.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Every weapon is either beyond radical/awesome or absolutely appalling depending on who it's being used on. If the timeline has these things being airdropped near Crimea's border to fight the Russians then it's a damn good timeline.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

very very good timeline. I wanna see this thing blow shit up

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Metal Gear!?

[–] detun3d@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Coming up next, Les Enfants Terribles.

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

Where would you rather die? Here? Or in a Jaeger?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Armour core timeline! Let's go to the stars!

[–] prinzmegahertz@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

More like amour core

[–] rhys@mastodon.rhys.wtf 6 points 2 months ago

@PugJesus Britain must develop its own independent mecha capability, and both nations must extend their umbrella of mecha protection to cover all of Europe right up to the border with Russia and Belarus.

Can't be letting ourselves be outdone by the French.