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[–] remon@ani.social 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spiders. I have, on more than one occation, collected spiders at work to stock up on the ones that died at home.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Unbelievably based

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago

Nice try druid

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Possum. Five possum. I love them.

[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I'm a falconer so I've let many raptors into my home and vehicle. Birds have very sensitive lungs so I do give a lot of thought to air quality in those spaces though. No idling cars or near them for a length of time, no candles, no teflon, that kind of stuff.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] jam12705@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Had a neighbor's mini donkey escape last year and found it grazing outside our fence line. She lived in our front yard for several days while we searched for her owner. She was a Super chill animal who liked to stand inside a dog kennel we had setup.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

I haven't even met her and I already love her.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Guinea pigs. They are just the best things ever

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Secomding this. My fiancée and I have a standing rule that if we ever find an abandoned guinea pig, we're taking them in. We have spare cages and our two piggies would be more than happy to have another friend.

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm not letting anything in my house that's not reasonably certain to be housetrained.

I suppose if it's a short ride or in an outdoor space, anything non-venomous and between the size of a fly and a goose is cool. (Bats are honorarily venomous, because they carry hella disease)

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Snakes, as long as they aren't venomous

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Any animal that doesn't pose a threat?

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Growing up, some friends had a house kangaroo. It was afraid of everyone but them. Sometimes when visiting I'd find it on the couch and it'd sorta have a low key "oh fuck people" reaction, get up and hop off.

Edit: There's a nice story of one night the old bloke saw the roo grab and drag the labrador out of the warm spot in front of the fire only to steal the spot for itself.

These people also had a donkey that was welcome in the house.

Rural Australia in the 80s.

[–] bert_brause@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Elephant. Never met one outside the zoo, but I imagine they would be hard to say "no" to.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

But then you wouldn't be able to ignore the elephant in the room.

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[–] underreacting@literature.cafe 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Spiders.

They protect my plants from gnats and hide out during the day to not disturb or frighten me. Best roommates I've ever had.

[–] krawutzikaputzi@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

So I'm scared of spiders, but if they're chill I'm chill too. So I just let them be and they usually leave me alone. And I hate it when somebody kills a spider, just want somebody else to take the big ones outside for me :-)

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[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Raven if they were going to be chill about it.

[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

They are not chill. They will ransack your kitchen

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Foxes. Which is unfair, as they are basically a mixture of cats and dogs. Also sharks, though that may be hard to do. Not impossible.

[–] skvlp@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Cat software in dog hardware?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Biologically more dog, visually and stylishly more cat. And catto firmware

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[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would second thought the fox. I heard their pee smells terrible.

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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Turtles. I can always trust a turtle.

[–] DudeDudenson 10 points 1 week ago

It's all fun and games until they bite one of your toes

[–] Oth@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Probably a capybara, or a cheetah. Both are rather chill animals, and cheetahs are fairly able to be domesticated (and have been multiple times throughout history) at least compared to other big cats.

Both are still a really bad idea, and the latter will probably result in injury or death. After having interacted with two Cheetahs through a rehab centre, I'd be open to try.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

I heard cheetahs aren't technically big cats because they can't roar

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ferret. They're awesome pets and blind as hell. If you see one roaming around, he's probably lost.

[–] Devmapall@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

They're amazing pets if you have the time/energy. I recently went into an apartment whose owner had three pet ferrets. Cute little guys but he did not clean them well enough.

I'd love to get them again but I wouldn't be able to spend the time for play/exercise.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Crow and octopus. Both are moderately devious without being prohibitively dangerous.

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[–] skye@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[–] Amaranth@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Our house is old. We have spiders. They're not venomous and they're pretty cool. I have to occasionally rescue them from the old farm sink downstairs.

[–] CptHacke@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A red panda. Sure, my cats would freak the hell out, but a red panda would quickly use their zen powers to calm them down.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Literally any that isn't a human.

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[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Personally, and it might end me one day, but almost any kinda lizard I think I'd welcome in.

Also sometimes groundhogs look like they might like a brief lift to another patch of dirt to dig around in, or I dunno, maybe a brief snack run.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This makes the scenario seem like the exception rather than the rule, and I find this weird and disturbing.

The fact that most responses go "this one animal" as an answer instead of starting from the genus down makes me think I've either misunderstood something or we're really not on the same page here.

[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago

I don't know about you, but I don't have... any genuses on speed dial in my brain.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
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