this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Glued on panels and a skeleton like Swiss cheese.

I wonder how quickly you could break into one with your bare hands. Just rip a panel off and reach into the interior to open.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 1 points 11 hours ago

Slice your fingers right off, now we know why they do that.

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can someone explain what I'm looking at and why this is supposedly bad? I don't know a lot about cars, and the comments on Xcancel aren't helping either

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think its about how the cyberfart was advertised aß having an exosceleton (and that thing und er the panel is suite literally an endosceleton)

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ohh I see, yes that would be in line with expectations regarding Tesla's marketing. I completely missed that it was supposed to have an exoskeleton.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

It also looks like they sacrificed structural durability trying to cut weight. Not really something you want in the back of a "work" vehicle.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So stainless panels are just for show.

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Just like the entire rest of the car

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So it’s basically a parade float, only tactical-masculinity-themed?

That is insulting to parade floats.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Injection molded like a toy car

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Injection molded aluminum. They call it the giga press or something.

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

A Red Green car would be sturdier

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 16 points 3 days ago

Or sail as Tesla calls it

Sure, quarter panel sailing into your front window.

Holy shit it looks like a toy.