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TranscriptA tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying "I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!" with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying "this isn't how birthdays work"

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[–] dellish@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

Maybe this is like Tesla's odometers, but for birthdays?

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

What the fuck is Theodore?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Ted. People tend to have longer names that then get shortened for everyday use.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 23 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe due to all of the accomplishments of the Cheeto king's administration life expectancy will be measured in months to hide the fact that our collective life expectancy has been drastically reduced. When you got studies coming out saying that the poorest European lives about as long as the richest American, well you know you got a problem.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

If 8 months equals a birthday, which used to be 12 months

And that's reflective of shortened life spans

Then life expectancy is 2/3 of what it was (8/12 = 2/3)

And I only expected to live to at most 60 before (obesity)

But I turn 40 this year...

Well, it's been nice knowing you all o7

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I did not think that was real. But it really is...

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 22 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

What are you guys talking about, my birth day is a weekly recurring event. I was born on a Saturday so I'm now 2078 weeks old.

I am very normal.

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Wth? That's a birth week. That's not how normal people celebrate.

I'm coming over tomorrow to show you how to properly do birthdays. Also, do you know a place where I can find 14,000+ candles for your cake?

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No, that’s not true. A birth week recurs yearly, not weekly.

A birth day is the day on which you were born, say Saturday, and you’ll have one of those every week.

A birth week is the number of the week in which you were born, say week 14, and it takes a year before it’s week 14 again. Same interval as a birth month.

A birth date only occurs once. It’ll never be July 4, 1981 ever again.

This is all very normal and logical. Beep boop.

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

No, no. You see, the time period indicates how often you celebrate. This is why it's perfectly normal for OP to celebrate the baby's every month. (Why are we doing this? Oh, right facepalm)

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 4 points 13 hours ago

Thank you! You are welcome to join me next week when I celebrate my 2079th birth day.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Never fails to amaze me how out of touch with reality they are.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

and stupid. Don't forget stupid.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Also evil. Mostly evil.

[–] turnip@sh.itjust.works 10 points 15 hours ago

My wife has a one month birthday every month as well.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Her family is living in the mad hatters tea party

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 146 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The entire family is dumb as rocks.
It'd be hilarious if daddy dumb dumb wasnt a cult leader with so much power.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Teddy may have turned 8mo in that meme, but you sir/madam turned 1yo today (on Lemmy). So happy cake day to you!

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It surprises me how stupid people seem to get power easily.

Happy cake day btw.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Confidence will get you very far in many fields. Unfortunately, more intelligent people are aware there are things they do not know and rarely have the confidence levels comparable to that of a dimwit.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (4 children)

In Dutch, birthday translates to "verjaardag" where "jaar" means "year" and "dag" means day, so the literal meaning of "verjaardag" comes down to "the day you grow one year older". By that logic, the day a baby grows one month older could be named "vermaanddag", where "maand" means month. It's not a real word but it's a good pun and it would get the idea across. Unfortunately it doesn't work in English.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 19 minutes ago

dag

y'like dags?

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Anniversary comes from annum, which means year, so you could have a monthversary maybe

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

month in latin is mensis (I'm told) so mensiversary

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

How can you be so sexist that you exclude women by celebrating men only?! /s

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

I think they get a mensesversary instead, though I don't think many of them celebrate that one (unless there's a pregnancy scare)

[–] jon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

To be slightly absurd: Every day is a day you are one year older than the same day the previous year

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 14 hours ago

We have "årsdag" in Swedish too, but it's a general term used for stuff other than birthdays ("födelsedag")

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gross, they're making more of them.

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 17 points 23 hours ago (24 children)

I don’t like picking on young kids no matter who their parents are. That kid has a chance to break the cycle like any of us do.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 40 points 23 hours ago (8 children)

I was hoping Barron would turn out somewhat less psycho, but by all accounts that apple hasn’t fallen very far from the tree at all

[–] horseloaf@lemm.ee 25 points 22 hours ago

The turd doesn't fall far from the ass.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"now remember, you have a chance to go against your family, be disowned, lose all your possessions and shortcuts in life, but do something positive in life"

"I'll weigh my options and give it some consideration"

and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

You mean like Musk’s daughter and many of Trump’s extended family have done? Yes. Exactly.

This kid is 8 months old dude. Jfc

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