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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

This song is dedicated to that guy in the white house it's called we hate you please die

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

His gravestone will be hidden to prevent constant vandalism

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[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 8 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

Culturally in the states? I believe the funeral was in the Vatican, so follow their cultural rules (which happen to coincide), not yours.

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[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 27 points 17 hours ago

Destroying democracy must be tiring

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 49 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

Did you see the pope's ridiculous costume? Couldn't even wear a suit to his own funeral.

[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

[–] raptir@mander.xyz 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Some people say he would be a great Pope. The best Pope.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

A pope like no one has ever seen before.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago

I'm actually a very holy person… Many people tell me that my holiness is perhaps my best quality

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Bernie for Pope!

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Somebody needs to make a AI slop out of this where Trump is singing "Oh Danny Boy".

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm certain the orange shitstain was drooling too.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Mango Mussolini, don't picture him in a bikini.

[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

Lives for sloppy steaks

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

It's not waste if tax dollars benefit the rich and powerful, less only wasfe if the tax dollars benefit the American people

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

The narcoleptic fart factory hard again at work, everybody

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 11 points 21 hours ago

vs. Zelenski in the white house.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's just showing that he's the least woke

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[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 279 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 10 points 12 hours ago

The knee-slapping before leaving transcends cultures. Classic.

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[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 166 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

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