this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)

[–] mmura10@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

Obvious fake

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 hour ago

Now we must be great, right? We great? I think we're great.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 35 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 24 points 4 hours ago

Dozing Donny

[–] L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 hours ago

Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

I cannot stop being utterly convinced that this guy is just funny valentine

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 57 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 41 points 7 hours ago (12 children)

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 7 points 4 hours ago

Karma police arrest this man

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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

That would require religion to be correct and its god to actually do anything. Neither of those things are true.

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

A place that has protected child abusers? Seems more like his place.

[–] trashboat@midwest.social 49 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

Must’ve slipped trump something right before…..not surprising!! /s

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

Every accusation is a confession.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 hours ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is dedicated to that guy in the white house called we hate you please die

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

His gravestone will be hidden to prevent constant vandalism

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

It will be the world's most popular urinal !

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Culturally in the states? I believe the funeral was in the Vatican, so follow their cultural rules (which happen to coincide), not yours.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Heads of state generally keep their cultural garb at meetings regardless of country. It's why it was double stupid to insult Zelenskyy the way they did. But this faux pas is a distraction. There's no use wasting energy on Trump's outfit when he's deporting infants who are us citizens.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I would've stopped at infants.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah prob, I was trying to highlight more absurdity but once you reach 100% It doesn't really go any higher

[–] KMAMURI@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

He wore a blue suit and had an old man nap is a much bigger problem than his arresting judges and ensuring the torture and death of fellow humans. The society as a whole is fucked.

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[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 26 points 9 hours ago

Destroying democracy must be tiring

[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

Lives for sloppy steaks

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 46 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

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