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polite sex get son

Bet

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago

You ever had sex so good that it was worth being condemned to reincarnation as a black rat or cockroach and your spirit disintegrating because the food in the sewer is too bad for you to reincarnate again?

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Michael Jackson!

“ORPHAN” Previous Life been HORNY SPERM and ABORTION

Huh.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I die of a stroke in front of Microsoft Word, I hope my family also prints out my document and laminates it in my memory.

[–] Grey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

God I fucking love laminators

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Becoming a gay entertaining dog doesn't sound too shabby. Probably better than eating bad sewer food.

[–] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

<- became entertain dog (homo dog)

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago

You just described half of the population of the fediverse

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In other words, fill in the gap: ROMANTIC is to POLITE as _______ is to SEXY

Slutty, I guess?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

wot in tarnation?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I was waiting for The Aristocrats! towards the end there.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

Counterpoint: sex is awesome.