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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 7 points 1 day ago

Oh I groaned good one

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to refract

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 15 hours ago

Brilliant! This one is genius

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago
[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 20 hours ago

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha!

I remember this one as muffins in an oven.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I've heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.

[–] HejMedDig@feddit.dk 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mine don't translate well to English. Judging by the way my teenager sighs, rolls their eyes, and closes the door, I'll assume they are pretty good

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

Share them in their original language, then!

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Whenever you feel like things are unfair, remember that Laura Croft's entire life has been in ruins.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey Kiddo, what's brown and sounds like a bell?

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 2 points 20 hours ago

relevant username

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] dajoho@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Elton John's wedding ring.

[–] Coyote_sly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago