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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 123 points 2 months ago (3 children)

When you want your whole body to smell like someone else's stinky feet, but don't want to smell them yourself.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Another pressing problem has been solved!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 23 points 2 months ago

Another decisice victory for Temu

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

Not until the marination is complete, anyway.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

People pay good money for that

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Portable steam sauna, in case anyone was actually wondering.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So, basically a human rice cooker

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 18 points 2 months ago

a human ~~rice~~ cooker

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

I was wondering but that really doesn’t answer what the hell is happening in this picture.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Unus ~~Anus~~ Annus had an episode where they steamed themselves with their own piss in one of these, IIRC.

What a silly one-time thing.

[–] themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

What a thing to read at 10 am

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Yes, one-time thing...

[–] karma@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

I was almost sparred by youtube having deleted the video but archive.org graciously has it archived.

[–] nihilomaster@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

pleeeaaase don't mistype annus

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fish-Bach and Nester would approve 'Anus'.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 37 points 2 months ago

footjob tent

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I...is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nope an Asian dieting thing.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Huh...since I've seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 15 points 2 months ago

As someone living in east Asia, there are definitely a number and it seems to be increasing. Then again, "Asia" is like a huge chunk of the world encompassing more than two billion people.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

It's called caloric control

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

then why do you have to put your feet there? 😭

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Misconception that heating a specific area makes the fat there disappear. Also Asian ladies walk more than western girls, and wear heels while doing it. Their feet hurt. Heat nice. Winter cold. Etc.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, is there a reason to put them while another human is inside?

[–] kerntucky@infosec.pub 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fair, it looks like they are both enjoying their time

[–] kerntucky@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right? It makes me want a steamy foot massage.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you want your feet to be massaged, or to massage someone with your feet?

[–] kerntucky@infosec.pub 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so like, electric vibrating foot bath?

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably no vibration just heat, probably steam, and sweat. Although vibration too sounds nice to me.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

i meant that if people want to make their feet warm and feel good, they should get a heated electric footbath, actually i should get one now that i think about it..

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Anything is if you're brave enough

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 2 months ago

Here's what I don't get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

Why the terrible photoshop?

You've got a product. You make it. It's cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

And surely somebody who works for you isn't a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hell, it's 2025. Don't act like it's your first time seeing a footjob privacy tent...

[–] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Holy crap that’s funny.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Siamese twins with shared legs.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan...

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago