There's a couple of dozen of them in the area where I work...
Several of them have wraps. π
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Where you work fucken Yucaipa? Cause for some gods forsaken reason there are several here, I assume it's exclusively old dipshit yuppies.
Is this an old post? Because over 46 thousand have been sold as of March.
Still, that's not helluva lot considering the global or even countrywide population. Had to look it up because if they really did only ever sell 3000 of them, then a significant portion of those buyers live around me.
46 thousand ... where? maybe 3000 in their town?
I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.
Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?
Gotta be hyperbole, or an old post. Google says 39,000.
Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.
Tesla probably skipped half that, the die stamp machine is from a dumpster in Detroit, and employees are expected to shit at a Starbucks during their break.
I've seen one in the non capitol or metro area in Canada I live in, though there is money here since it's nice. So yeah I figured there must be more out there than the post said. First one I've seen in person, it look liked it belonged in a B movie, I couldn't help but laugh. I do think it's a good thing for people try and pollute less of course, just not want to give more money to the Nazi born having already won the game of life.
Musk is defunding the EPA. Giving 100 grand to that turtlesack doesn't count as "polluting less" in my book.
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I'm in a very liberal city and I have seen a few of these with business logos plastered all over them. It's like they are advertising that you shouldn't use their business.
Yup. There's an urgent care near me that has a wrapped swastikar out front. I think I would rather die than go there.
I live in Toronto, they are fucking everywhere. teslas in general but I see cybertrucks daily. A lot of dbags around here i guess.
Aren't they only legal in the US? Or did something change recently?
It's illegal in the EU, I don't think Canada has that same ban
No ban, street safety rules. Quite likely that canada is a bit more lenient there, having more space and all.
It's not like the EU actively needed to do anything to not allow them. They are just so shit, they were basically spawn kills for the EU.
It's always shocking how much worse these look in person.
Like photography cannot capture how stupid these monstrosities look
I'm both glad and disappointed I haven't seen one in Europe. I feel like I'm missing out on a circus tour.
They trigger a special gag reflex you didnβt know was there
It makes me laugh. The side view driving amongst other vehicles is especially funny.
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They look awful. Slightly less awful when wrapped, but I heard that Tesla fucked up the bonding surface for wraps or something so they're basically unremovable, but will deteriorate with age.
its also a 7000lb death trap and charcuterie machine.
especially when they WRAP the travesty. the cybertrucks height gives just enough cover where its difficult to see the embarrasment of a driver, unless you were very close.
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What ever happened with the Canada tax scam they did?
Surely it's more than 3k. I see quite a few in Canada.
Looks like it's more like 46k as of a few months ago
What the fuck? How are there ~46,000 people this fucking stupid??
I assure you far more than 0.013529411% of our population are this stupid. The rest simply canβt afford to show off how stupid they are.
they should all go live in a remote town in a flyover state.
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Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.
Ford Pinto
Pontiac Aztek
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Tesla Cybercuck
Dont you dare diss the Pinto and Aztek. The flaws of the Pinto was present within a lot of the eras cars it just happens that the Pinto got the reputation of being the squicky wheel. The Aztek while fugly and a bit fucky repair wise is a somewhat respectable vehicle. The PT cruiser is certainly a car that exists.
The cybercuck on the other hand has the build quality of a Yugo with none of the redeeming qualities like being cheap or theoretically easy to work on, also it isn't a meme car by virtue of being too stubborn to die. The cybercuck just wants to die.
I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride π I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense
It's a hot tub on wheels
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Don't sleep on the Delorean! Those things were the laughing stock of America before Back to the Future made them cool again. Funny enough, they had many of the same problems Musk's stainless steel, uh, thing, has.
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We have a few I've seen around. one in particular was seemingly bought, vinyl wrapped, and parked in a busy lot to advertise some restaurant that's not even nearby π€¦ββοΈ It probably wouldn't even start now. It hasn't moved in several months and there's no chargers near it in that lot lol
It's probably dead
I'm quite confident it's dead, and that makes my heart happy
I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.
Because this thing was Musk's pet project.
All of his companies have people whose job it is to distract Elon musk when he tries to get involved. Tesla's must have been on vacation or something.
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There is one in our area, but I only ever saw it parked and empty until recently. When I finally ran across it on pulling out of a parking lot, I got a look and the driver and he looks like a bootleg RFK Jr.
oh yea old people desperate for attention buy it, on reddit on the very same sub, people bought it for the attention it brings, and its usually an older guy, gen x types.
My fiance saw her first one in the wild today. I wasn't able to photo my first one, as we were both driving and I'm different directions.
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