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[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

What ever happened with the Canada tax scam they did?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Is this an old post? Because over 46 thousand have been sold as of March.

Still, that's not helluva lot considering the global or even countrywide population. Had to look it up because if they really did only ever sell 3000 of them, then a significant portion of those buyers live around me.

[–] lightsblinken@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

46 thousand ... where? maybe 3000 in their town?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I live in Toronto, they are fucking everywhere. teslas in general but I see cybertrucks daily. A lot of dbags around here i guess.

[–] Stylofox@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't they only legal in the US? Or did something change recently?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It's illegal in the EU, I don't think Canada has that same ban

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No ban, street safety rules. Quite likely that canada is a bit more lenient there, having more place and all.

[–] nodiratime@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

It's not like the RU actively needed to do anything to no allow them. They are just so shit, they were basically spawn kills for the EU.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm in a very liberal city and I have seen a few of these with business logos plastered all over them. It's like they are advertising that you shouldn't use their business.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Yup. There's an urgent care near me that has a wrapped swastikar out front. I think I would rather die than go there.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

We have a few I've seen around. one in particular was seemingly bought, vinyl wrapped, and parked in a busy lot to advertise some restaurant that's not even nearby 🤦‍♂️ It probably wouldn't even start now. It hasn't moved in several months and there's no chargers near it in that lot lol

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

It's probably dead

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 78 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.

Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?

I am pretty sure the 3,000 figure was the initial founders edition and that the figure should be revised now. some asshole in my town had one of the original ones though I'm pretty sure

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 59 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Gotta be hyperbole, or an old post. Google says 39,000.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 4 hours ago

Tesla probably skipped half that, the die stamp machine is from a dumpster in Detroit and employees are expected to shit at a Starbucks during their break.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I've seen one in the non capitol or metro area in Canada I live in, though there is money here since it's nice. So yeah I figured there must be more out there than the post said. First one I've seen in person, it look liked it belonged in a B movie, I couldn't help but laugh. I do think it's a good thing for people try and pollute less of course, just not want to give more money to the Nazi born having already won the game of life.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 hours ago

Musk is defunding the EPA. Giving 100 grand to that turtlesack doesn't count as "polluting less" in my book.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 7 hours ago

My fiance saw her first one in the wild today. I wasn't able to photo my first one, as we were both driving and I'm different directions.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 108 points 18 hours ago (8 children)

It's always shocking how much worse these look in person.

Like photography cannot capture how stupid these monstrosities look

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'm both glad and disappointed I haven't seen one in Europe. I feel like I'm missing out on a circus tour.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

especially when they WRAP the travesty. the cybertrucks height gives just enough cover where its difficult to see the embarrasment of a driver, unless you were very close.

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

They trigger a special gag reflex you didn’t know was there

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[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Watch them hit a bump and almost fall apart.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 34 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (15 children)

Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.

Ford Pinto

Pontiac Aztek

Chrysler PT Cruiser

Tesla Cybercuck

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Don't sleep on the Delorean! Those things were the laughing stock of America before Back to the Future made them cool again. Funny enough, they had many of the same problems Musk's stainless steel, uh, thing, has.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 18 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride 😄 I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Omg Aunt Janet?! Lol.

I joke but my dream car is an El Camino.

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[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I always call them "PT-Loser"s

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 46 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Surely it's more than 3k. I see quite a few in Canada.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 52 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 31 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

What the fuck? How are there ~46,000 people this fucking stupid??

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

alot of them are in tech hub areas, so seattle norcal, and some magats may have purchased it too.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You are forgetting Trump got elected.

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[–] fishpen0@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I assure you far more than 0.013529411% of our population are this stupid. The rest simply can’t afford to show off how stupid they are.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

you've got too many sig figs

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[–] sfled@lemm.ee 13 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.

[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Because this thing was Musk's pet project.

[–] ysjet@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

All of his companies have people whose job it is to distract Elon musk when he tries to get involved. Tesla's must have been on vacation or something.

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