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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[โ€“] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Devi@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

Donon Trusk Eland Mump

[โ€“] Goldenboy@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Rizz

Slaydolf

[โ€“] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Just take any normal name and putt a z at the end to spice it up.

Kevinz Frankz Markz

[โ€“] bermuda@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Glytch@ttrpg.network 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

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[โ€“] rustydomino@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The name of a guy that couldn't let go of one girl and was a dick to her innocent kid. Wicked!

[โ€“] robotElder2@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Breighdyn

Pronounced bray-den

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[โ€“] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Still gotta go with Streetlamp LaMoose.

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๐Ÿ’ฉ. Gotta make sure the middle name is an emoji too, none of this "he can go by his middle name if he doesn't like his first name" nonsense.

[โ€“] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] zartcosgrove@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] nfsu2@feddit.cl 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] jmes@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] Bonehead@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anything that ends up with the initials "BJ".

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[โ€“] magnor@lemmy.magnor.ovh 9 points 2 years ago

Well, Adolf has to be up there.

[โ€“] abclop99@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[โ€“] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

William Joseph James Robert.

It sounds distinguished until you realize the diminutive is Billy Joe Jim Bob. Which incidentally is really fun to say fast.

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[โ€“] nfsu2@feddit.cl 8 points 2 years ago

Adolf Hitler

[โ€“] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Great for a meme but not so great for in real life: Cthulhu All-Spark

https://www.businessinsider.com/internet-names-couples-baby-cthulhu-all-spark-2014-4?IR=T

[โ€“] Fraylor@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

According to Mr. Cash, Sue.

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Something with emojis is sure to never go out of style:

B๐Ÿ˜‰bby

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[โ€“] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Batman bin Suparman

[โ€“] quinkin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Spare Parts

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