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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Poor amoeba are going to starve

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

walk without rhythm...

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope he enjoys the full experience.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It's merely the worm wanting to return to its ecosystem.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I didn't realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.

At least it isn't as bad as the Anacostia River

[–] RabbitBBQ@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This is how you get Ninja Turtles

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

I mean that's certainly on brand.

Maybe they had a bear steak BBQ for afters?

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