Hairbrush. It'd fit fine, but it's got rubberized paint that's coming off the handle. :/
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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I’m at the DMV, a teenaged girl is sitting next to me 😬
Well.. it's a door. At least my ass will be closed for business after that.
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
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My fiance is 5' tall. I'm going to literally explode.
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
Don't look up "anal vore"
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My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.
I am currently regretting my choice to sit in the garden. About 20 concrete blocks.
looks at radiator dubiously
Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go
entire crate of water bottles.
A wall?!
TP
I'm also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren't attached to the building. So, that'll be hard.
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OK, there's actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
My poor Blåhaj…
Of all guitars, why did I choose a ten-string one
chuckles nervously in double neck
Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar...
Nonono... just do us a favour and don't film it. I've been scarred enough for a lifetime.
You think you're scarred? You should see my bu- you know what, I'm not making this joke.
Lol!
Oh lawd not again
There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS
I'm lying on my right side in bed so I guess the ceiling?
Same, except mine has a fan on it. 🪦
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Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ~~ashtray~~ bowl
The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
Cup.
Uhhhh
Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get
A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔
Blender and a funnel!
Eww thats even worse
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An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.