The power to become the animal I last ate.
this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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But you can only speak in Mandarin
As a third party ref I am ruling that this does give you the ability to talk in Mandarin while in a non-human form.
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Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won't know anything about me other than realize I'm one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.
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My superpower is pain
.... everytime you pee.
...somebody somewhere experiences pain
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With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
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The entire superman set, minus kryptonite
Then you're just a normal alien. The idea behind the kryptonite is that it weighs you down your whole life living on planet krypton -- when you finally are free of it, you're superpowered. Without kryptonite, there's no superman.
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You are invisible.
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Real life Ctrl+Z
Everyone within 100 meters feels an urge to look in your direction as soon as you think about using your power.
But unfortunately it has "Z" pronounced wrong. (zee/zed.) There is no escape.
you can only undo one millisecond at a time
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