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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago

why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I didn't expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn't find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom's side of the family.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it'd go right past funny straight into "a personal slight upon my honor" territory.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Theres also a chance they love it and you have to deal with them sitting on it everytime you come over!

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

This is true... that might not be worth the risk at that point.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I've met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Brb I'm going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Honestly, I don't even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

Sometimes you win by coming second.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

We're all you all came.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 102 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that's not such a worry

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago

Well, we each have our talents.

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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's has occured to me that it's probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I'd wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn't fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Sadly doesn't exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂

[–] siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyz 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!

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