I think I made the better choice.

interesting, i also used to enjoy making poor people feel 'less than,' but then i graduated high school

Yes, but do you have brass balls?

Tell him I still banged your mom tho

I eat them.

"It must be so tedious being bound in the literal shackles of time. Worse yet to attach ones sense of manhood to their own enslavement. Even moreso to celebrate it with an even fancier manacle... I'm going to go enjoy a coffee. I'll be back whenever I'm done."

seems like a giant waste of money when you have phone that has the time on it.

So you like to waste money?

That's when you pull Nick Swarsdson's wrist watch bit. "Hey man I can't read my watch, can you read my watch?"

"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn't come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you've shown me so far is your have more money than taste...*

"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"

"Sweet that means someone in need could get a car!"

"Cool; I'll just take it right over to the pawn shop then"

"Oh that's cute, does it have a Spring Drive tho?"

Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I've had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It's really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How's yours do?

But can it djent?

Why would I spend money on a depreciating asset? My money works for me.

Why would you own a depreciating asset that is that expensive?

“Why would I own a car? Our public transportation works fine. Or a watch, since I can already see the time from my mobile phone.”

“Does it cost more than the lawyers trying to save your ass after your negligence led to you shooting and killing someone whose only crime was showing up to work?”

Calling someone a fairy is a quick way to win an argument

"So instead of feeding hundreds of hungry children, you decided to get gaudy jewelry that tells everyone you're a greedy cunt?"