Why is it dripping down your leg? Are you hugging your garbage when you take it out?
Why wouldn't you hug the garbage, Mr. Zoidberg?
First off, it's Dr. I didn't get a doctorate in art studies to be called Mr.
Second off, do you hug your food before you eat it?
Only when the food asks to be hugged. ...which it usually does. :P
If people are what they eat why are you human?
Wait I am a cake. That means..
Now I actually wish lemmy had purchasable awards like reddit. At least the money would go to people I actually want to support
my eyes are blurry does that say awards or swords
Yes
Some of the trash bags have kitchen waste in them. Sometimes, when I'm carrying them down the stairs, they touch my skin and the liquid (mostly water) starts dripping down my legs.
you guys have liquid in your trash bags?
Are you suggesting I piss in the sink?
cat food juices mainly for me... sometimes the tins break through the bag and it dribbles down the bag. other stuff I tend to dump in sink drain prior, yeah, the liquid thing never made sense to me tbh
Especially in the compost one.
Liquid as in water from the trash bags in the kitchen. Rarely happens tho.
I bring the entire garbage can with me. Not today, fermented mystery garbage juice.
You need to take out the trash more often
This post just made me not take out the trash. I’m not risking it. Maybe I’ll be stronger tomorrow.
You can do it! I have faith in you!
(Also resisting taking out the trash, um...because it's drizzling and gloomy outside )
I know my strengths well. I'll let it collect for a week.
Rookie numbers. Wait 1 year or more. That way you can use it as fertiliser/soil.
if you wait long enough, it will dry up! Good luck!
Nah, just wash ur legs
I physically cringed.
Use better bags...
I do. Am sharing this because shit happened to me once or twice.
I laughed to the point that I had to put my phone down on my bed lol. The caption and image suited each other too well.
Just kill me now.
hate world revenge soon take out on everyone
Team Shorts Everywhere sharing their pain.
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