You get the government you deserve.
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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Prohibit dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere to alter weather.... hmmmm.... you mean like carbon dioxide? Maybe this lawmaker will inadvertently help fight climate change?
/s
So what you're saying is, the law's already working?
At least eight states, including Florida and Tennessee, have now introduced chemtrail-coded legislation to prohibit “geo-engineering” or “weather modification”.
Happy to hear we can keep the chemtrails for mind control going
Next:they want to outlaw the moon.
They'll outlaw fake landings on the moon. Lol
another bizarre law. along with, it is prohibited to harass Bigfoot, donut holes are not to be sold and nobody is to cross state lines with a duck atop their head...
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How it used to be a fringe thing we can laugh at and dismiss, at a time when scientific documentaries were also entertaining and enlightening.
Ok, what if, and hear me out, they are actually doing this to ban plans and force the reintroduction of, wait for it, trains!?
Nah, didn't think so either.
Next thing: "out law hurricanes" ...good luck with all that