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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

[–] Baizey@feddit.dk 9 points 19 hours ago

Laugh all you will, the standard will be kept a secret

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

> Be me
> At work
> Test appears to be finished based on logs
> Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
> Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
> "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
> "No, i just thought it would be fun."

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but it was sarcasm. lol

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 16 hours ago

Sarcasm is fun too!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

pulling into service station with a flat tire

"Got a flat?"

"No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago

"Got a flat?"

  • "Yeah, I live around downtown"
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 7 points 23 hours ago

Well that is an easy fix! proceeds to empty 3 tyres

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.

[–] fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

You oopsied. Takes way longer than that.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.

[–] itsralC@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calendar

(Not sarcastic it is genuinely a great article that covers all kinds of calendars around the world)

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

the counting of birthdays specifically was what was interesting to me but I'm sure it's in there somewhere.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

[–] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

"Putting diapers on now, DTF?"

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Is it metric years or imperial years?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago

Nice. Im 18 trucks old.

Story points.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 23 hours ago

Isn't that what a minute is for?

The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again