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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 76 points 3 days ago (4 children)

The only time I've gotten banned was for saying we should eat the rich. I didn't even include my recipe for slow cooked billionaire ribs.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No thanks, i wouldn't wanna get infected with prion or whatever disease that inhibit their moral compass

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The disease is 'too much money' syndrome. It warps reality

[–] skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

They call it "affluenza"

[–] doug@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago

EAT THE RICH flavored foods.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

Its more work than its worth to get usable meat off those disgusting creatures.

Oh I've got recipes.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

My fav is still probably "confusingly uncivil"

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 84 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

You need to warn a motherfucker first. My sleep-addled brain, combined with the catastrophically low blood sugar, had me believing that that was somehow my own modlog. That I had just missed a fuckload of things being removed for all of those reasons and was a mixture of confused as to how I mixed it and horrified that I had so much removed I never knew about

Confusingly Uncivil is definitely... something.

This is my crowning achievement.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you had told them to suck just the bottom half of your cock, that would've been socially acceptable.

Or even just the tip, just to see how it feels

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Any mods around so i can get an entry with a funny message? 🥺🙏

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can temp ban you from !books@lemmy.world if you really want.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like how the unban expires in 22 hours.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I'm not sure what happened there. I'll have to check to make sure it didn't actually re-ban him tomorrow.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

That, uh 👀 must have been someone else...

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 days ago

"confusingly uncivil" makes me think that mods should just have an "egg on face" button, for things that don't deserve actual action but they still want to shame

"this user has eggs on their face"

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is there a context for "sociopath"? like, would a person that actually had that mental condition be disallowed from commenting, or was it saying that you had called someone else a sociopath and that isnt allowed?

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You can view their removed comments in the modlog. I’m not licensed in psychology but I would think that to be an accurate diagnosis. I wouldn’t want to see this instability, hostility, and lack of candor in my forums.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

OK, the bottom one is pretty funny.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I usually consider comments like these to be hot takes for the lols and not serious.
That being said, i wouldn't say they're appropriate.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are no children here, only reasonable adults (or at least adults I can expect reason from, and a lack in that area is their developmental and moral failure). 🤷

I should be able to have a laugh amongst other reasonable folks, at least here. Where else am I supposed to hide from the dumbs?

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

what leads you to believe there are no children here?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Honestly surprised I don't have more bans. I guess I should try harder.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

If it was lemmy dot ml, then you likely criticized Xi Jinping, and apparently Xi Jinping is equal to all Chinese people.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 25 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"Today we're going to make plutonium out of common household objects." [Banned from community]

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago

Surely the Zarkonians will save us.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

Common household objects, like reactor grade uranium, of course.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

i only watch Secrets of the Universe because Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse is on right afterwards!

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I'm not mistaken, I'm banned from You Should Know@lemmy.world. No clue why, don't even remember posting there. Feels nostalgic, getting banned from random subreddits.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I am also banned from somewhere, have no clue why

[–] PentastarM@midwest.social 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Racist against the mycelial network, eh Lt.?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Goddam jahSepp.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The weirdest one for me was getting blasted one day with HUNDREDS of notifications and it was some random dude who made his own instance that I never even saw before, pre-emptively banning me (and a bunch of other users from various origins on Lemmy) from every single community on the instance for "warmongering advocate of violence."

I guess someone was a bit sensitive about my stance on punching nazis in the face.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 days ago

punching Nazis in the face is a god damn american tradition!

I'd fuckin do it without hesitation.

[–] DriftingLynx@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Clearly you were not "Rascist" in the right way 🙃

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago