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[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 164 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It looks like from the comments, but I'm not seeing it.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago

One bar, two bars, two bars, one vertical and one horizontal bar

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

I treat any meme with vertical and horizontal lines close together as “loss” until proven otherwise

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[–] SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 139 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

ok this is my favorite version

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Is this what happens when you're going to Lose the baby?

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn't the original comic about a miscarriage?

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t see why it would be like that. Even if the chemical these were detecting was sky rocketing during miscarriage, the test should only have two lines worth of reagent (test and control) built into it. You don’t get more lines from high concentration. This looks like a misprint.

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this the loss of understanding of a joke?

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 weeks ago

Uh oh, yup.

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[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago

sorry for your loss

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Miscarriage. If you're in the USA, apply for refugee status in another country.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago

It means you're pregnant, but going to miscarry.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Pregnant with the reincarnation of Piet Mondrian

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You seen Aliens?

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Mega pregnant

Just saw the loss reference. It's worse than getting Rick Rolled

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Loss will never not be funny.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] raptore39@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

B̷̧̨͇̱̉͛̇a̶̢̬̬̕b̴̢̾͊̕y̶̻̖̺͔̿̀̈́

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I cant believe the whole internet seems to laugh at a miscariage joke...

I mean, im laughing too, but if you try explain why its funny, you will get some wierd looks.

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Is this loss

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Outdated4134@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 10 points 2 weeks ago

A quadruplet and an eldritch horror.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'd be at a loss if I saw that, too.

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

"I feel like this is loss" looks at comments "Yep"

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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